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[kaijyuu]

Personally I like using the word "euphemism" for euphemisms.


Excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the euphemism.
Don't look now, but your euphemism is showing.
Recently, he had to euphemism. Poor guy.

[Sirus]

This thread is far too easy to turn into a giant euphemism.

And now the thread goes straight back to RAAAAGE <_<;

I think Sirus is allergic to euphemisms.

Nah, they're just toxic in large quantities. I don't come to Bay 12 to read stuff that sounds like it came from some extra-cheesy porno -_-;

[kaijyuu]

Bow chicka wow wow

[Aklyon]

* Aklyon looks at kaijyuu through a facepalm

[MaximumZero]

This thread is far too easy to turn into a giant euphemism.

And now the thread goes straight back to RAAAAGE <_<;

I think Sirus is allergic to euphemisms.

Nah, they're just toxic in large quantities. I don't come to Bay 12 to read stuff that sounds like it came from some extra-cheesy porno -_-;

Yes, I ordered a pizza. No, I didn't order extra sausage, I ordered extra cheese. I'm not paying for that.

[kaijyuu]

* Aklyon looks at kaijyuu through a facepalm

* kaijyuu takes a bow.

Thank you. I'll be here all night, insomnia allowing.

[Wrex]

* Aklyon looks at kaijyuu through a facepalm

* kaijyuu takes a bow.

Thank you. I'll be here all night, insomnia allowing.

* Wrex huggles, because why not?

[Corai]

* Aklyon looks at kaijyuu through a facepalm

* kaijyuu takes a bow.

Thank you. I'll be here all night, insomnia allowing.

Kaijyuu, stop making me laugh. Or i'll slap you through the computer. As soon as the world runs on cartoon physics, of course.

[Descan]

MZ, you can have my cheesy sausage aaaaany time, babe~ ;P

[Yoink]

Whilst I agree that crispy bacon is really freaking tasty, even before I decided to stop eating meat, I didn't like eating it.
Why? Because pigs, man! They are so cute! D: I mean, sheep? Meh. They are stupid, smelly and weird looking. Cows? They're kinda amusing at times, but I got shat on by one once so screw 'em. Pigs? OHMYGAWSHLOOKITDATLIDDLESNOUTANDDEMLIDDLESQUEAKYNOISES D'AWWWWWW

Seriously, how can people eat those? Pigs are too adorable to be eaten!

[MaximumZero]

Whilst I agree that crispy bacon is really freaking tasty, even before I decided to stop eating meat, I didn't like eating it.
Why? Because pigs, man! They are so cute! D: I mean, sheep? Meh. They are stupid, smelly and weird looking. Cows? They're kinda amusing at times, but I got shat on by one once so screw 'em. Pigs? OHMYGAWSHLOOKITDATLIDDLESNOUTANDDEMLIDDLESQUEAKYNOISES D'AWWWWWW

Seriously, how can people eat those? Pigs are too adorable to be eaten!

Pigs will also eat anything, including human flesh and bones. Disposing of bodies in a pig's trough is a classic method of destroying evidence. Their jaws are strong enough to crush full, unopened beer cans, and they have extremely foul tempers. If you get in their way, they will run your punk ass down and bite you hard enough to break the bones in your arm.

This is why I eat them. I'm just beating them to the punch.

[Xantalos]

Whilst I agree that crispy bacon is really freaking tasty, even before I decided to stop eating meat, I didn't like eating it.
Why? Because pigs, man! They are so cute! D: I mean, sheep? Meh. They are stupid, smelly and weird looking. Cows? They're kinda amusing at times, but I got shat on by one once so screw 'em. Pigs? OHMYGAWSHLOOKITDATLIDDLESNOUTANDDEMLIDDLESQUEAKYNOISES D'AWWWWWW

Seriously, how can people eat those? Pigs are too adorable to be eaten!

Pigs will also eat anything, including human flesh and bones. Disposing of bodies in a pig's trough is a classic method of destroying evidence. Their jaws are strong enough to crush full, unopened beer cans, and they have extremely foul tempers. If you get in their way, they will run your punk ass down and bite you hard enough to break the bones in your arm.

This is why I eat them. I'm just beating them to the punch.

Oh indeed. Especially the wild boars in Russia where they grow ~6 feet tall or something like that? They will KILL you.

[Wrex]

Whilst I agree that crispy bacon is really freaking tasty, even before I decided to stop eating meat, I didn't like eating it.
Why? Because pigs, man! They are so cute! D: I mean, sheep? Meh. They are stupid, smelly and weird looking. Cows? They're kinda amusing at times, but I got shat on by one once so screw 'em. Pigs? OHMYGAWSHLOOKITDATLIDDLESNOUTANDDEMLIDDLESQUEAKYNOISES D'AWWWWWW

Seriously, how can people eat those? Pigs are too adorable to be eaten!

Pigs will also eat anything, including human flesh and bones. Disposing of bodies in a pig's trough is a classic method of destroying evidence. Their jaws are strong enough to crush full, unopened beer cans, and they have extremely foul tempers. If you get in their way, they will run your punk ass down and bite you hard enough to break the bones in your arm.

This is why I eat them. I'm just beating them to the punch.

Oh indeed. Especially the wild boars in Russia where they grow ~6 feet tall or something like that? They will KILL you.

That's why they had special spears just for hunting boars. And gave the dogs spiked collars.

[Yoink]

...

But they're CUTE! *stamps foot and pouts*

[Aklyon]

...

But they're CUTE! *stamps foot and pouts*

*points*