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[Loud Whispers]

Ah Icarus, you flew too close to the sun and befell my wrath.

Translation:
The annoying Fly was blinded by the light, leaving it vulnerable to my attacks; The fly lost.

[Scelly9]

Yeah I'm emailing them right now.  I've already been a burden on them this year but even writing with one hand is hard when you have nada% mobility in the rest of your body.

Text to speech then grammar check?

[freeformschooler]

Yeah I'm emailing them right now.  I've already been a burden on them this year but even writing with one hand is hard when you have nada% mobility in the rest of your body.

Text to speech then grammar check?

"Salutations, Mrs. Audio. I believe my arm has been tractored. The tires stopped as soon as I was injured, but it was too late. Is it possible I could wait until Tuesday to take your test so that the tractor may have more time to be removed from my arm?"

[Scelly9]

Perhaps not.

[Frumple]

Mm... you'd probably have better luck for a favorable response if you were trying to arrange for an out-of-class test so you'd have some more time to do it. In my experience, teachers kinda' dig it when you're willing to go the extra mile, so to speak, for their class.

Better than that. Offering something like that has a surprising habit of getting you that later date anyway~

"Ah, sorry Professor. I've fractured my arm... I'd still like to make sure I attend your test on time, but it's likely that I'd be incapable of finishing the test in the time normally allotted it. Would it be possible for me to keep working after class if I can't manage to complete it on time?" Better than fifty fifty odds the response'd be take it a few days later, or take an alternative take-home exam or something. I've had it happen to me and others several times~

And if not? Well, you go in, do your best, and if it runs over and you get permission, keep working. Score some points with the teach! Might help out in the future.

[freeformschooler]

Unfortunately every time I've ever asked that in school they just reroute me to the Circumlocution Office (the disability deparment) as bizarrely the school requires you to use it to get any extra test time on anything. Then again, they have very few teachers, low funding CC, etc.

Buuut I am already going through the ordeal to get a little extra time because of my Tourettes! Who knew a disability that impaired your motor function would cause you to write 1/4 as slow as everyone else despite writing on paper since toddlerhood? I didn't. But progress.

I'll ask anyway. Trying never hurt anyone. Wait, it hurt me. Irrelevant.

[Zrk2]

Mexican food makes parts of me rage with a fire only comparable to nuclear fusion. Goddamn Lonestar.

[Xantalos]

Mexican food makes parts of me rage with a fire only comparable to nuclear fusion. Goddamn Lonestar.

Only ONE MAN would DARE give Zrk2 the raspberry!

LONE STARR!

[Graknorke]

Mexican food makes parts of me rage with a fire only comparable to nuclear fusion. Goddamn Lonestar.

I'm not sure if I was ever meant to understand.
Food makes you angry? At worst it just makes me nauseous.

[Ultimuh]

Mexican food makes parts of me rage with a fire only comparable to nuclear fusion. Goddamn Lonestar.

I'm not sure if I was ever meant to understand.
Food makes you angry? At worst it just makes me nauseous.

He was talking about his bowels.

[Zrk2]

Mexican food makes parts of me rage with a fire only comparable to nuclear fusion. Goddamn Lonestar.

I'm not sure if I was ever meant to understand.
Food makes you angry? At worst it just makes me nauseous.

He was talking about his bowels.

I was going to put it more politely, but that is exactly what I meant.

[Scelly9]

GOD DAMMIT FAMILY STOP LEAVING LARGE CONTINERS OF QUARTERS AROUND TO HOLD OPEN DOORS AND FOR ME TO BREAK MY FUCKING TOES ON THEM. OUCH FUCK DAMN. LET THE DOORS STAY CLOSED.

[Frumple]

Take the quarters as a fine for emotional and physical damage!

Or better yet, chunk them at their toes. JUSTICE!

[kaijyuu]

Take those quarters and go to an arcade for a day!

Assuming you can find one.

[Scelly9]

I misspoke in rage, their actually pennies.