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[Loud Whispers]

That sounds incrediably messed up, I thought school was meant to teach... that sounds more like aggressive filtration.

School was supposed to teach? I always thought it was a pressurized filtering system!


As an aside, in my 1 year stint at a American school district, I did learn.

And they said foreign schools are better, only if you are a brainiac with steriods

Check my stereo equations yo

[MaximumZero]

HP OfficeJet 8500 909g.
-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEsnip-

1-800-HP-INVENT. North America help line. Get someone who speaks english.

Printers were invented by Hitler.  True fact!

Hitler was Johannes Gutenburg!? CURSE YOU, TIME TRAVELING HITLER!

[RedKing]

HP OfficeJet 8500 909g.

FFuuuucccckkkkk yyyyyyooooouuuu!

This thing has eaten almost a day's worth of my time. Keep defaulting to the fax side of the printer even though I've told you not to? Out of ink cartridges you say, even though every single one has been replaced? Device connected and ready to print but won't print to half of the programs that call it? Trying to update the firmware and the tool says the printer isn't connected, even though HP's own fucking diagnostic tools say it's connected, as does Windows?

Eat shit and die!

The only way I'd allow an HP printer in my house is if it brought booze and a hooker. And even then, I'd make it sign an agreement that it had to leave after an hour.

[nenjin]

1-800-HP-INVENT. North America help line. Get someone who speaks english.

The client says he'd rather ditch the printer and get a new one. A move I fully agree with!

[Hanslanda]

That sounds incrediably messed up, I thought school was meant to teach... that sounds more like aggressive filtration.

School was supposed to teach? I always thought it was a pressurized filtering system!


As an aside, in my 1 year stint at a American school district, I did learn.

I did a 12 year stint spread across about 5 American schools, and I gotta say...

Florida fucking sucks. Really hard.

[NobodyPro]

Dammit Sunrise. That's not what 'troll' means! ARGHBLAGARGHAGAG!

[Vorthon]

Hehehehehehe. Is ol' Sol giving you trouble?

[Hanslanda]

Damn Sun God was trolling again, huh? He was getting me bad this morning. Angled perfectly so that the dust in my windshield picked up his rays JUST right, so the entire windshield was pretty much opaque.

[MaximumZero]

Damn Sun God was trolling again, huh? He was getting me bad this morning. Angled perfectly so that the dust in my windshield picked up his rays JUST right, so the entire windshield was pretty much opaque.

That's the worst. Especially when it's blinding because it's FUCKING FROST.

[Hanslanda]

Damn Sun God was trolling again, huh? He was getting me bad this morning. Angled perfectly so that the dust in my windshield picked up his rays JUST right, so the entire windshield was pretty much opaque.

That's the worst. Especially when it's blinding because it's FUCKING FROST.

Or when you don't realize it until you're driving down a busy highway, and suddenly, BOOM! Can't see a motherfucking thing.

[MaximumZero]

Damn Sun God was trolling again, huh? He was getting me bad this morning. Angled perfectly so that the dust in my windshield picked up his rays JUST right, so the entire windshield was pretty much opaque.

That's the worst. Especially when it's blinding because it's FUCKING FROST.

Or when you don't realize it until you're driving down a busy highway, and suddenly, BOOM! Can't see a motherfucking thing.

Divert all power to washer fluid sprayers!

[Hanslanda]

Damn Sun God was trolling again, huh? He was getting me bad this morning. Angled perfectly so that the dust in my windshield picked up his rays JUST right, so the entire windshield was pretty much opaque.

That's the worst. Especially when it's blinding because it's FUCKING FROST.

Or when you don't realize it until you're driving down a busy highway, and suddenly, BOOM! Can't see a motherfucking thing.

Divert all power to washer fluid sprayers!

I did. It didn't help. I hit a red light though, and wiped the inside of my windshield with some napkins I had (Micky D's for the win!) and it helped.

[Skyrunner]

I just realized I accidentally used bold instead of italics above.
It makes me look like I used all caps. D:

[Furtuka]

A spambot topic has appeared making the exact same title and text as 3 others that appeared over the past month. It's starting to appear as if these guys are specifically targeting bay12 for some reason

[Tiruin]

My first post in RAEG thread. 

A spambot topic has appeared making the exact same title and text as 3 others that appeared over the past month. It's starting to appear as if these guys are specifically targeting bay12 for some reason

Check the Calendar, then check the days of the month. Some have over 100 individuals, with most of them being sleeper spambots.

It's quite obvious in their sig and in...well, it's just quite obvious.