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[Tellemurius]

Of the people like that that I've had the "pleasure" of meeting, the vast majority were early 20 somethings that just became independent and were having delusions of grandeur.

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shut up

[Hanslanda]

Of the people like that that I've had the "pleasure" of meeting, the vast majority were early 20 somethings that just became independent and were having delusions of grandeur.

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shut up

I DENY ANY DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR! But when I rule the world, you shall receive a tastefully arranged gift basket.

[MaximumZero]

Of the people like that that I've had the "pleasure" of meeting, the vast majority were early 20 somethings that just became independent and were having delusions of grandeur.

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shut up

I DENY ANY DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR! But when I rule the world, you shall receive a tastefully arranged gift basket.

Can I have a nice beach somewhere where polyamory and toplessness is the norm? Pleeeeeease? You can't hog all of them, you know.

[kaijyuu]

I'd like the keys to a shiny new Australia in my gift basket, please.

[Hanslanda]

*Considers* Yes. This I shall allow. You will also receive free Internet, for your com-ments amuse me. And something nice of your choosing for your daughter. Let it be known that I am a magnaminous Evil Overlord.

*Ninja'd, also considers* Done, but I want Tasmania on the weekends. I hear they have cute animals there.

[Mini]

*Ninja'd, also considers* Done, but I want Tasmania on the weekends. I hear they have cute animals there.

By Australian standards, yes.

[Hanslanda]

Indeed, this animal sufficiently meets the criterion of my definition of the slang term 'cute'. It will be a suitable addition to the Death Pits Entertainment Centers. Also, I will reserve the right to deploy Dingoes on the babies of my enemies. Other than that, I give all of Australia to Kaijyuu.

[Xantalos]

I just remembered the time I got kicked in the nuts by a first grader. *Homer Simpson* Why you little -

[da_nang]

Of the people like that that I've had the "pleasure" of meeting, the vast majority were early 20 somethings that just became independent and were having delusions of grandeur.

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shut up

I DENY ANY DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR! But when I rule the world, you shall receive a tastefully arranged gift basket.

I thought it was greatorder and his army of faps that would rule the world? Although that's in ten years' time, so I guess you still have time until you're deposed.

[Kedly]

Oh god, losing the world to a fapageddon? I cant think of many worse fates

[NobodyPro]

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Godammit Apple, I'm connected! It says so right there!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

My roommate came back, probably drunk, and started playing Madden in the dorm room at 5:00 AM. With play-by-play commentary to his online buddies, keeping me wide awake.

Ehe. Hehehe. Ehehehehehee.

I am so fucking angry right now. I'm down in the lounge now, away from his fucking talking while I'm trying to sleep. But I'm angry. So fucking angry. Angry.

[Owlga]

I've been trying to calm down over bullshit that screwed so badly with a very close friends head today, and that made her go to bed depressed and feeling guilty.

Nope. Not calm still. Still pissed at who I feel was responsible for it. I'm just gonna go to bed myself before my mood gets the better of me and I start yelling at them.

[Gamerlord]

*Considers* Yes. This I shall allow. You will also receive free Internet, for your com-ments amuse me. And something nice of your choosing for your daughter. Let it be known that I am a magnaminous Evil Overlord.

*Ninja'd, also considers* Done, but I want Tasmania on the weekends. I hear they have cute animals there.

Dibs Ireland.

[Telgin]

I had a flat tire yesterday as I was leaving work, which is the first time I've ever had to deal with one.  It wasn't really all that rage inducing, since I had a spare and a vague idea of how it worked, but darn it I just wanted to go home and not have to deal with something like that.

I learned two important lessons that day.

1. How to change a tire.
2. Changing a tire is absolutely exhausting if you're out of shape and don't really know what you're doing

The process took me 30 minutes.  Half of that was spent figuring out how to remove the jack from the trunk and how to use this very bizarrely shaped handle for the jack.  Removing the tire itself was also surprisingly difficult, even once I'd removed the lugs.  I had to use the tire iron's flat to actually pry the thing off.

I'm also kind of annoyed that I'm sore across most of my body today.  Am I seriously that out of shape?