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[kaijyuu]

Mmm. I was just sayin'.

[lordcooper]

You can totally buy things that measure how much electricity an appliance is using.

[nenjin]

You can totally buy things that measure how much electricity an appliance is using.

That implies factual information and science would sway the opinions of a man like that.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I bet fans worldwide would rage if people Uwe Boll got their hands on making a movie of Metal Gear. 

Then rest easy, because Hideo Kojima refuses to have any form of communication with Uwe Boll, at all, ever.

[MaximumZero]

I bet fans worldwide would rage if people Uwe Boll got their hands on making a movie of Metal Gear. 

I would sneak up on him and deliver three punches to his kidneys, making him drop a ration for me.

Goddamnit, my stepdad has decreed we are no longer allowed to use the oven, due to the high electric bill. Then, due to his belief that whenever any appliance is plugged in, it uses as much electical power when running at and above its capacity even if it's not in use, he unplugged it. Now, in order to cook anything on a stovetop, we have to use a crappy gas camping stove. I hate cooking with gas, especially since this camper needs to flare up first, and any setting besides the lowest 3% of the knob is "Full Blast". We've also been told to to cook on the left burner since the right burner is closer to the gas tank(in my opinion, a worthless suggestion). And you can forget about making something in the oven.

All this from a guy who has on at all times any combination of: a TV, a radio, a box fan, and a window AC(for his room only), and that's often just for the dogs when he's not home. And he still thinks my computer is responsible for over 50% of the electric bill.

We need to get you the hell out of that place.

I bet fans worldwide would rage if people Uwe Boll got their hands on making a movie of Metal Gear. 

Then rest easy, because Hideo Kojima refuses to have any form of communication with Uwe Boll, at all, ever.

Aww, that means I'll have to blame something else when I punch out Uwe Boll.

[RedKing]

Aww, that means I'll have to blame something else when I punch out Uwe Boll.

He's working on a fourth BloodRayne movie, and a sequel to Postal. I'd say that's casus pugili.

[Tellemurius]

Aww, that means I'll have to blame something else when I punch out Uwe Boll.

He's working on a fourth BloodRayne movie, and a sequel to Postal. I'd say that's casus pugili.

How the fuck do you make a sequel for Postal? EVERYONES DEAD

[nenjin]

Aww, that means I'll have to blame something else when I punch out Uwe Boll.

He's working on a fourth BloodRayne movie, and a sequel to Postal. I'd say that's casus pugili.

How the fuck do you make a sequel for Postal? EVERYONES DEAD

What a twist.

[RedKing]

Aww, that means I'll have to blame something else when I punch out Uwe Boll.

He's working on a fourth BloodRayne movie, and a sequel to Postal. I'd say that's casus pugili.

How the fuck do you make a sequel for Postal? EVERYONES DEAD

What a twist.

No, no, no....that's Shyamalan, not Boll.

[nenjin]

They both suck at the same magnitude.

FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE IMPORT, WHY U SAY MYSQL SERVER HAS GONE AWAY???!!!!! RRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.

It wouldn't be that bad if I weren't working through a VNC connection to a piece of shit laptop on a fucking terrible internet connection. It's like navigating explorer underwater across a dimensional rift, it's so fucking slow.

[Bauglir]

Aww, that means I'll have to blame something else when I punch out Uwe Boll.

He's working on a fourth BloodRayne movie, and a sequel to Postal. I'd say that's casus pugili.

How the fuck do you make a sequel for Postal? EVERYONES DEAD

I thought you meant the cast. Then I read the Wikipedia plot summary. You really did mean everyone.

[penguinofhonor]

why is GW2 taking so long to update

[MaximumZero]

I'd say that's casus pugili.

I'm going to start using that phrase.

[Aklyon]

why is GW2 taking so long to update

Well, when a popular game and a crapton of people love each other...

The server does not, and is probably overloaded.

[Xantalos]

My dad trolled us today. Me and my mom had been eagerly awaiting the arrival of a friend that we haven't seen in about 7 years. My mom even turned down multiple invitations by some friends she hadn't seen all summer to see the guy. 2 hours after he was supposed to arrive, mom calls dad to see what's up.
Dad: "Oh, nothing much, me and Urist are just hanging out at my place, and I think we're going to stay here."
We thought we were going out for dinner with the guy, meaning it's late evening and I haven't had dinner, plus the aforementioned other things my mom could've been doing. All spoiled by trolldad.