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[Euld]

I... I... no O_O  I keep my wallet in the back pocket of my pants.  Which you know, is technically on my butt...  So when my school screws over my wallet, it technically makes my butt sore also because it's raping my wallet while it's in my pants.

At no point in this logical mess was there any money in my butt o_o

Spoiler: See?  Money goes here o_o (click to show/hide)

[MaximumZero]

I keep my wallet in my front pocket. Makes it a little harder to pick.

[Ultimuh]

I keep my wallet in my front pocket. Makes it a little harder to pick.

I do this all the time. Besides, I find backpockets a bit too small to store things in.

[MonkeyHead]

I keep my wallet in my front pocket. Makes it a little harder to pick.

Of course, actually keeping it in your ass would be the best protection against someone dipping into it...

[miauw62]

They say his wife is a pool table...

All we know is that they call him MaximumZero!

[Darvi]

I really want a meh thread sometimes.

If we had one of those the thread' have ten pages within a day, all the posts made by me :V

[Ultimuh]

I really want a meh thread sometimes.

If we had one of those the thread' have ten pages within a day, all the posts made by me :V

I reckon there have been a few already, and they all died. I think?

[Gamerlord]

Let's see, I trained in Ninjutsu with ninja-to, katana, wakizashi, and tanto (I also trained with a handful of other weapons, like staves, spears and the manriki kusari.) for 10 years and semi-active for the last 5. (I no longer do tournaments and only very rarely train anyone.) Trained with katana and wakizashi in Kendo and Iaido for a year each (I know, it's not much, but still valuable experience.)

So, what you're saying is that you could quite easily kill multiple people with a variety of bladed weaponry?

You make it sound as if he needs weapons. This is MZ we are talking about.

Hehehe! ^_^

So... want... to... learn... from... you...

Come up to MI that part of the Northern USA that looks like a mitten. I'd be happy to train you up. (And hopefully get paid in the process! )

Do you take the blood of thy enemies?

I don't have any enemies, silly.

I can pay in the souls of the innocent. What about first-born sons? Do you take those?

[Skyrunner]

Obviously you should pay in living punching bags ...

[nenjin]

So how many pages of people verbally fellating MZ is this going to go on for?

[kaijyuu]

Quite a while, since verbally is currently our only option.

[Hanslanda]

I keep my wallet in my front pocket. Makes it a little harder to pick.

This, with all my stuff I have to carry around.

So how many pages of people verbally fellating MZ is this going to go on for?

Approximately all of them.

[MaximumZero]

So how many pages of people verbally fellating MZ is this going to go on for?

This sentence makes me mildly uncomfortable. And intrigued.

[Haspen]

So how many pages of people verbally fellating MZ is this going to go on for?

Approximately all of them.

Count me in

[i2amroy]

I keep my wallet in my front pocket. Makes it a little harder to pick.

This, with all my stuff I have to carry around.

Since I always wear some type of jacket I carry my wallet in there. It's actually probably safer then in my pant pocket since:
1)I usually wear slightly loose pants, probably because I'm so skinny.
2)The jackets are designed so that it looks like the wallet is actually located in the outer pocket, where it is actually in an interior pocket.
3)The interior pockets are deep. On the average person they go up slightly higher then your elbow, making it extremely difficult to do a quick "bump and grab" style pick or get anywhere close to that deep in my pocket without me noticing.

Plus then I can always just close the jacket if I'm really worried and the wallet becomes completely inaccessible without opening the jacket first!