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[MaximumZero]

But the felt is so very soft and smooth. Balls glide across its surface so smoothly and easily...How could I resist?

[Hanslanda]

Maximum Zero: His wife is a pool table widow.


I swear by all that is holy, you will be the Bay12 Chuck Norris.

[MaximumZero]

I'm...I'm not now!?

[Xantalos]

I'm...I'm not now!?

Sort of. You still need the thing. You know. The thing. That Chuck has. That thing. Yeah.

[penguinofhonor]

This. I live near the road this is on. Thousands of drunk assholes and dumb teenagers are creating a traffic nightmare scarier than any zombie apocalypse. And then they take all the parking spots on my street.

The irony for me is I know a guy from another board who has spent the last several years promoting the Louisville Zombie Walk.

I mean, I assume it's great fun for everyone participating. But I had a night class tonight so I only got to drive home while everything was still screwed up.

[Tellemurius]

I'm...I'm not now!?

Sort of. You still need the thing. You know. The thing. That Chuck has. That thing. Yeah.

When max clapped his hands everyone turned to his attention. When chuck clapped his hands they called it the Big Bang.

[Frumple]

they called it the Big Bang.

Nah, that was what happened when chuck got ahold of MZ's pool table. The brawl that came after is what ignited the stars, though. It... looked like a brawl, anyway. I'unno, if you turned y'head and squinted the righ' way...

[Hanslanda]

Lo, and God said, "Let there be light." And He turned His gaze apprehensively on MZ and said, "Is that okay? Can... Can I turn on the lights please?"
And MZ gave God a withering glare from behind his yellow glasses, and said, "I... Suppose. You better watch yourself though."

[Euld]

Ok so I knew about the Art Institute being sued by the Justice Department.  That's ok, I thought.  Things will work out.  Maybe I'll have a year before the cow chips hit the fan then at least I'll be employable enough to manage on my own.  Then suddenly my school starts downsizing and firing teachers this week.  I can't just leave the school now.  I have no idea what to do.

edit: oh right, inb4 "you should never have gone to a for-profit college" folks say anything, I already went to a "non for profit" university and they royally screwed me over.  So yeah.  College isn't a place to get an education.  It's a good place to get screwed over.

[MaximumZero]

Hear hear!

[Yoink]

Hehehe. Double entendre or me having a dirty mind? ...You decide.

[MaximumZero]

Eh, wot? O.o

[Euld]

He's saying "getting screwed over" is a double entendre.  I want to laugh, but my butt (namely, the spot where I keep my wallet) is too sore.  It hurts to laugh.

[MaximumZero]

You keep your wallet in your butt!? O.O Hehehe.

[Reudh]

Remind me never to accept money from you, Euld. :/