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[The Merchant Of Menace]

Another benefit of being poor, you don't have food long enough for it to rot

[da_nang]

Have you seen bad onions? They liquify into this weird black goop.

I recently came back from "vacation" and the first thing I noticed when I opened the cupboard was the stench of onions. The onions had been working on their bomb for over a month.

HOLY SHIT!

new stink bomb idea! rot some onions, put their extract into a small glass container...

An unexpected side effect of accidental science. Congratulations, you've just weaponized onions. LIKE A TRUE DWARF! Wait...

Onions. I swear, they're the epitome of dwarven creations since no god can be callous enough to create such things.

I can just imagine some nutter planting onion seeds in his backyard with the little buggers anxiously digging towards the seeds underground with big, mad and evil grins on their faces as if the seeds themselves acted as homing beacons to their beards. As they finally reach the seeds they substitute the seeds with their dwarven eldritch abominations and then proceed to collapse the nutter's house with a cave-in with the owner inside. When the dust settles and the nutter's impaled on the debris, the dwarves clear the area and obsidianize it. Then some other nutter finds the backyard and proceeds to build a house on top of the obsidian slab, picks up the onions and sells them so the lesser plebes can be perpetually tormented by the toxic fumes.

Rinse and repeat.

I KNEW IT! I WAS RIGHT!!!!!

[da_nang]

I weaponised a dwarven weapon?

what does that make me?

Someone more evil than dwarves? And since the dwarves already conquered hell... OH GOD.

[bukitodinos]

Is this what happened to the internet? 

OH god... i'm never going to leave here again...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

OH god... i'm never going to leave here again...

Yessssssss.....stay with us foreevverrr...

[bukitodinos]

Shit, bay12 is insane and the reast of the internet are close minded idiots.....

still, at least the the insane people have a sense of right and wrong.

hmm i wonder whats going on in the other foru- OH MY GOD! yeah stayin here for a bit...

[Aklyon]

The Arcen Games forums are nice, thought theres not much to do there compared to here.

[Loud Whispers]

Shit, bay12 is insane and the reast of the internet are close minded idiots.....

Depends where and how you look.

[kaijyuu]

We're just close minded to logical fallacies and rampant jackassery. Sounds good to me.

[Bauglir]

Yeah but let's not get too on board with the self-congratulation. That's half the problem, after all.

[bukitodinos]

yeah, were close minded in the right way, but are prone to circlejerks

[Euld]

Been working on this stupid clay leg since yesterday and it still looks like crap.  I'll bet this was the easiest assignment for the rest of my class and tomorrow everyone will be talking about how easy and fun it was to make.  I'll bet it took no more than 5 hours for everyone else to make something amazing, while I've been chugging away at this thing for 8 hours and it still sucks.  It's going to suck more when I turn it in and everyone has to see how awful it was.

[Loud Whispers]

'so, my cat died today'

Pass the ketchup?

[Shinotsa]

For some reason the 5gb/s download speed or whatever we're paying for has turned out to be 300kb/s. And that's between the whole house. I have to limit my download speeds to 100kb/s on steam at night just so that my mother can read her kindle. We called Comcast and they fixed it. It went up to 3gb/s, something I can completely live with. And downloading at that rate wouldn't shut off the internet in the entire house. Two weeks later it's worse than ever -.-

[Shinotsa]

Yeah, that's what I've got. Like I said, we called to have it fixed a few weeks back and they got it up to proper speeds. I guess someone else complained and they killed our bandwidth for them? Or something, I don't know how all this technology stuff works.