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[Loud Whispers]

Thunderstorms going through the area.  Cue everyone on Facebook going: "omg thunderstorms r loud"

 

Omg people forgot that?

 

;_-

AT-

NA-

*Sigh*

[Nadaka]

The thing that is bugging me now is the 12 weapon slots, i mean seriously, even if I carry only 1 gun for each ammo type, i still don't have enough room to carry half the weapon pickups between vending machines.

[RedKing]

The thing that is bugging me now is the 12 weapon slots, i mean seriously, even if I carry only 1 gun for each ammo type, i still don't have enough room to carry half the weapon pickups between vending machines.

You'll get more slots. And after a while, you'll learn to triage what you pick up. With my Brick, I don't even bother picking shit up unless it's worth $25K or more. And I *still* get full of guns sometimes before I can hit a vending machine.

[nenjin]

My fat, stupid fucking dog.

Eats whatever he can when we're not at home, and that includes getting up on tables to get scraps or lick crumbs.

But what really pissed me off? The dumb mother fucker just puked, right on my couch. Not like, standing there and puked on to the cushions. No, from the looks of it he was laying on the couch and literally whaarfed right across the edge on to the floor. Imagine being a human laying in bed and basically rolling on your side and just blowing chunks off the side of your mattress.

I love this dog but fucking goddamnit, I'm sick to death of his routine. If he's not trying to the cat food, he's trying to eat any microscopic scrap of food he can find. If he can't find "food", he'll eat medicine or basically anything with a layer of "flavor" on it, be it Cortisone Cream or lotion. And when he's all done, he thoughtfully pukes it back up on the floor. At times I wish he'd just eat something lethal and fucking get it over with, because that's exactly where he's heading.

And to note, this dog weighs 90 goddamn pounds from eating cat food whenever he can. He needs food about as badly as America needs more guns.

[Shinotsa]

That's pretty bad, and I feel your pain. My family recently rescued a 5 year old shar-pei that had been kept on a 5 foot chain his whole life and only fed scraps or given water whenever it was convenient for the owner. He couldn't walk when we got him and he was almost completely bald. The only reason the humane society didn't euthanize him right away was because his tail just would not stop wagging.

It's been about a year now and, aside from a little wrinkle where his collar had been sinking into his neck and obvious deformation from malnutrition, the only evidence that he had been abused is his mentality toward food. You can take it right out of his mouth and he won't fight you, but he will root around for it all day. He'll jump up on the counter to steal food, and if the cupboard is open even slightly he'll pull it open and gorge himself on half a twenty pound bag of dog food.

Lucky for us he doesn't waste it by puking it back up. He better be pretty damn adorable to make up for it.

[nenjin]

We do share some blame in this, he's a big dog that spends 90% of his time indoors and rarely if ever gets taken on walks or runs. So he's a little neurotic and prone to being a jackass. But of the 4 dogs I've raised or have been raised in my family, none of them have ever been quite like he is. The puking, the stealing food, these are things that happen. (Hell, my parents' pet name for dogs is even "Puker Dog!") But being so goddamn lazy that he's going to lay on my furniture, cover every square inch of it with hair and not even bother to puke somewhere that isn't on my furniture? That fat bastard has crossed the line.

I'm gonna start taking him running as soon as it cools down a little and work him....like a dog!

[Euld]

Hey, at least they still have their sense of amazement and wonder, mr. desensitized to the awesomeness of loud thunderstorms.

I sleep through thunderstorms    They give me the best naps ever.

[Hanslanda]

Hey, at least they still have their sense of amazement and wonder, mr. desensitized to the awesomeness of loud thunderstorms.

I sleep through thunderstorms    They give me the best naps ever.

Seconded. Helps me sleep.

[kaijyuu]

Thirded. Though I prefer plain rain. And wind keeps me up.

[Loud Whispers]

Rain is good. Thunder's too focused to really help you sleep, unless it's common.

[Hanslanda]

I must like having the chance of death waaay too much, because I love walking in thunderstorms, driving way too fast at night, swimming alone after I ate, and drugs. I think I'm indirectly suicidal.

[Reudh]

it's been fixed, but all the water that's coming out of the taps is brown

If it's brown, drink it down.
If it's black, send it back.

[Scelly9]

PARENTS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING.

[kaijyuu]

Gotta love 'em, though.


Seriously, you gotta. Else you get the beatings again.

[Frumple]

Gotta love 'em, though.


Seriously, you gotta. Else you get the beatings again.

"Let none say, on pain of death, that I am not a kind and loving dictator."