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[MaximumZero]

I was actually just pushing HP products again. Carry on.

[Jopax]

Righto, here they are.

Once again, thanks a lot

nvlddmkm.sys
Thats a nvidia driver causing a crash, check for anything overclock, bad drivers, faulty sli, hell a shitty card

I'd hazard a guess your graphics card is dying. Upgrade its drivers or roll them back to a working state. If that doesn't work you may well need a new card.

Well crap, I've updated my drivers recently, but it was crashing before that, so it's probably the graphics card (which was making some wierd noises sometimes, but that's probably the fan).
And this being a laptop there's no easy way to check the insides, and I doubt the warranty covers a maybe dying GPU, and knowing my luck it will slowly crawl along, dying two days after the warranty expires.

[Jervill]

Packaging.  Gods damn it I just want to play with the game or toy that I bought.  I don't like fighting ten minutes with the freaking plastic and tape.

[Frumple]

I was actually just pushing HP products again. Carry on.

C'mon MZ. You ruined a perfectly good opportunity. You weren't pushing HP products. You were pimping HP products. Again.

Remember. Clicking keeps the pimp hand strong.

[MaximumZero]

I was actually just pushing HP products again. Carry on.

C'mon MZ. You ruined a perfectly good opportunity. You weren't pushing HP products. You were pimping HP products. Again.

Remember. Clicking keeps the pimp hand strong.

Well, what can I say. Pimpin' ain't easy.

[Hanslanda]

Oh it's hot out here for a pimp...

[Aklyon]

Make it, and they shall come. (Or they shall point you to the thread you copied, either works)

[nenjin]

Raging at myself mostly. Crystal Reports makes decent sense to someone familiar with MySQL....but to the uninitiated it's like walking through the forest at night with a blind fold, looking for the the right couple of trees to call your campsite.

Spent ~5 hours today working up a brand new report, got it formatted properly, displaying the data I wanted.....then I turn it over to someone who actually knows what they're doing, they streamline my queries not to be stupid, and then most of what I set up in the report becomes broken due to changes at the command level. So now I have to go back and re-engineer most of what I did accounting for this not dumb way of doing things. Which shouldn't be too hard, except I'm going to have to re-remember/re-think everything I did today, tomorrow.

[Skyrunner]

Tiny rage: I bit into a small grape tomato, and it exploded disgusting liquid. I quickly spat it out and washed my mouth.

It was a . . .  . . . bad tomato! D:

[Hanslanda]

Ewww. That sucks. I work in produce and I see rotted food all the damn time. Potatoes are the worst to have go rotten. Most other stuff grows a bit of mold or some fuzzy white feathery mold, or just turns gross colors. Potatoes liquify and produce this nasty nasty smell. That's how I find them, just stand by the potatoes and sniff a couple times.
Humans haven't really needed or used scent to the extent of its abilities in centuries, but this is one case where even our pathetic sense of smell is useful.

[Shinotsa]

The smell of rotten potatoes? That, my friend, is the soviet smell of vodka! Or the Irish smell of impending doom, one or the other.

I'm a little pissed off at the world in comparison to you guys. Either the world needs to get nicer or bay12 needs to start being assholes so I don't get startled every time I come on here and see decent human beings.

[Hanslanda]

Hey, I love vodka. Its literally my fourth love, after that chick in freshman year, that other chick, and marijuana. But potato stank is fucking sick.

And don't suggest Bay12 be assholes.  They are the only group of people I consistently get along with.

[Kadzar]

The smell of rotten potatoes? That, my friend, is the soviet smell of vodka! Or the Irish smell of impending doom, one or the other.

I'm a little pissed off at the world in comparison to you guys. Either the world needs to get nicer or bay12 needs to start being assholes so I don't get startled every time I come on here and see decent human beings.

The first would be better, but the second should be easier. You...chucklehead.

Or maybe not.

Anyway, my rage tonight is soap bottles that still have a decent amount of soap left in them but it can't be extracted easily because the straw is too short.

[Frumple]

... straw? Soap is for drinking? What?

E: Ah, wait. Some kind of sprayer thing, or dispenser? Just upend it and take the top off

Or dilute it some with some water, I guess.

[Reudh]

Righto, here they are.

Once again, thanks a lot

nvlddmkm.sys
Thats a nvidia driver causing a crash, check for anything overclock, bad drivers, faulty sli, hell a shitty card

I'd hazard a guess your graphics card is dying. Upgrade its drivers or roll them back to a working state. If that doesn't work you may well need a new card.

Well crap, I've updated my drivers recently, but it was crashing before that, so it's probably the graphics card (which was making some wierd noises sometimes, but that's probably the fan).
And this being a laptop there's no easy way to check the insides, and I doubt the warranty covers a maybe dying GPU, and knowing my luck it will slowly crawl along, dying two days after the warranty expires.

Cheap GPUs aren't hard to find... it's just inserting it into a laptop is going to be the tough part.