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[Urist Imiknorris]

I have cat snake.

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I have read this post, yet the forums still tell me it's a new post.

[Darvi]

Cattlesnake?

No wait wrong game.

I have read this post, yet the forums still tell me it's a new post.

Happens.

Also, no pic.

[GlyphGryph]

Oh god, did anyone else here ever see the pictionary catsnake comic?

just thinking about that thing still makes me laugh.

[Nadaka]

fixed cat snake photo, linked to the facebook page instead of the image link... oops.

[scriver]

We got bats in our attic, but we cant kill them because its a protected species :x
AKA, we need to spend more money to get them out of there, so they dont shit on everything.

Can't is a... strong word. I mean, you can cook bat, right? And there's gotta' be dogs or something in the area that like bones.

What I'm saying, mind, is that if there's no evidence...

*cough* Being serious, maybe there's something in the area that'd relocate the buggers at no cost? Maybe check a local university or animal shelter or somethin'. If they're protected, probably be someone that cares enough to keep them from becoming kebob.

Or they could just leave them be... They're bats, for gods sake, its not like they'll hurt anyone. Or anything.

[Nadaka]

We got bats in our attic, but we cant kill them because its a protected species :x
AKA, we need to spend more money to get them out of there, so they dont shit on everything.

Can't is a... strong word. I mean, you can cook bat, right? And there's gotta' be dogs or something in the area that like bones.

What I'm saying, mind, is that if there's no evidence...

*cough* Being serious, maybe there's something in the area that'd relocate the buggers at no cost? Maybe check a local university or animal shelter or somethin'. If they're protected, probably be someone that cares enough to keep them from becoming kebob.

Or they could just leave them be... They're bats, for gods sake, its not like they'll hurt anyone. Or anything.

Bat guano can corrode electrical insulation and are flammable, it can cave in ceilings, the fumes can cause severe respiratory distress, and airborn fecal particles can cause fatal infections. A bat infestation is no trivial inconvenience.

[lemon10]

whoever invented this either deserves to die, or should be locked in a padded room with nothing in it.

What the fuck.
Why would anyone ever put their cat in one of those.

[Loud Whispers]

whoever invented this either deserves to die, or should be locked in a padded room with nothing in it.

What the fuck.
Why would anyone ever put their cat in one of those.

I half expected something like "insert cat, receive fried chicken," to happen.

[scriver]

My phone didn't want to load that page, but I'm not certain I even want to see what it is about. I get pissed off just imagining based on the title in the address.

Bat guano can corrode electrical insulation and are flammable, it can cave in ceilings, the fumes can cause severe respiratory distress, and airborn fecal particles can cause fatal infections. A bat infestation is no trivial inconvenience.

You make it sound like you have some sort of monster bats on your side of the pond. Acidic body expellings? Totally xenomorph.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

It consists of a cat being put in a cat spa then leaping around attempting to escape the water for a few minutes.

[penguinofhonor]

Next invention: animal acupuncture!

[scriver]

It consists of a cat being put in a cat spa then leaping around attempting to escape the water for a few minutes.

That's almost what I imagined, except with clay. Still pisses me off though. Can't believe people don't realise the cats doesn't like it. Arseholes.

Next invention: animal acupuncture!

You know, technically speaking...

[Detonate]

Next invention: animal acupuncture!

It already exists.

[nenjin]

Pffft. My dad was doing animal acupuncture back in the late 70s. Operated on a cow with no anesthesia, no problems. The college rejected his entire work on the basis of "animal cruelty."

[Flying Dice]

Ah yes, that cat torture machine. I don't understand how any cat owner could possibly think that a cat acting like that is enjoying its situation.