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[bukitodinos]

singalong?

[Rose]

Just very slightly mad.

Slightly mad?

I've recently become a queen nut.

[RedKing]

Just very slightly mad.

Slightly mad?

I've recently become a queen nut.

Y'know, from the right angle you could be Freddie Mercury's cousin or something (he *was* Gujarati, after all...)

[Rose]

But... I'm not actually Indian. I'm German.

[nenjin]

Funny, I always envisioned you as Indian, too.

[RedKing]

But... I'm not actually Indian. I'm German.

...it's the mustache. It was worthy of a Bollywood starring role.*

Besides, north Indians tend to look Caucasian anyways, maybe just a tad swarthy.









*That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. 

[scriver]

I always thought you were native to India too, Japa. How did you end up in the Far East?

north Indians tend to look Caucasian anyways

...That would be because they're part of the "Caucasian" block, yeah.

[Rose]

Religious reasons.

[Akura]

So, on Sunday, we had to take my stepdad to the hospital because of seizures, and all Monday he was vomiting his brains out in the bathroom. Monday night, I spot him leaving, to go buy beer no less. I ask my mom about whether he should be drinking, much less driving a truck in that condition, and she tells me he was pissed because all day she's been hiding or watering down his beer, so that he doesn't  drink too much, but at the same time doesn't stop cold turkey(which was causing at least the vomiting).

I don't even think there's an animated GIF out there that can adequately describe my feelings on that.

[Bauglir]

Yeah, alcohol withdrawal is a bitch. While I'd say the only mistake she made in this particular scenario is letting him go, I doubt she could've stopped him. And let us be honest he's doing the world a favor by destroying his liver.

[Loud Whispers]

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I am convinced google is a virus.

[Ultimuh]

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I am convinced google is a virus.

What anti-virus do you use?

[Flying Dice]

That's even more pathetic than McAfee claiming that dA is full of viruses.

[Aklyon]

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I am convinced google is a virus.

What anti-virus do you use?

Thats part of Chrome, not an A/V.

[Levi]

Allergies make me rage today.  What possible evolutionary advantage did being all snuffly and congested all the time give my ancestors?  I can't wait till the day they can take my brain out of my head and put it into a robot body.  I'll go around stomping on all the flowers I can find with my heavy robot foot without consequence!