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[RedKing]

My first PC was a Dell 386/33. After that, I did a custom-built 486/66, and I've essentially had that same computer for the last 15 years. Sure, every part has been replaced three or four times in that amount of time (including the case), but never all at once, so as far as I'm concerned it still has the same "soul".

[Frumple]

I can feel the whir through my beeeeedddddddd.

Frakking fan. Thing. Or whatever the hell's loose in this damn laptop. Soon as th'bloody technical manual gets sent (*checks* Ah, it's sent. Okay!), it's laptop disassembly time.

Because my bones are humming lightly and this is driving me up the wall.

[Vorthon]

I can feel the whir through my beeeeedddddddd.

Frakking fan. Thing. Or whatever the hell's loose in this damn laptop. Soon as th'bloody technical manual gets sent (*checks* Ah, it's sent. Okay!), it's laptop disassembly time.

Because my bones are humming lightly and this is driving me up the wall.

That actually sounds mildly pleasant for some reason. Maybe because I like those vibrating chairs.

[Frumple]

It's not terrible for a short amount of time. Problem being is it's constant, and accompanied by a horrifically annoying racket. Which is why the thing's about to come apart and get fixed. Hopefully into a state in which it still functions and doesn't make whirring noise.

[Nadaka]

I discovered a horrible secret about the all beef frozen pre-formed hamburger patties sold at wal-mart.

[Darvi]

They're not all-beef?

[Bauglir]

They got raccoon meat legally defined as beef?

[nenjin]

They got raccoon meat opossum road-kill  legally defined as beef?

Fix't

[Loud Whispers]

FRICASSEED RACCOON   
1 raccoon
2 tbsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1 c. flour
1/4 c. fat
2 c. broth

[Nadaka]

Only the outside 2mm are meat. The center is a frozen disk of water, blood and protien that has had meat wrapped around to make it seem like solid ground beef.

[RedKing]

I discovered a horrible secret about the all beef frozen pre-formed hamburger patties sold at wal-mart.

Now you know what happened to all those elderly Wal-Mart greeters they got rid of?

[Kadzar]

I have a prebuilt ^_^;  Has served me well for like... three years?  Had to replace the power thingy though, the old one became ineffeicent after a while.

I'm currently on an HP desktop that's at least 7 years old, if not more. (I don't remember exactly when my family got it, but I know it's been around since at least my freshman year of highschool, since it had Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds on it before I had to wipe it earlier this year, and one time I had a seizure while playing that game, and the last time I had a seizure was my freshman year.) Now, granted, it only has a 2.60Gz processor and 512MB of RAM, and neither the CD drive nor the DVD drive work anymore, but, otherwise, the thing works just fine.

[UltraValican]

There was a food fight at my high school. It became the subject of the day. Spoilered for big bold curses.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! JESUS CHRIST YOU LOCK UP  THAT FOOD THROWING BULLSHIT IN 3RD GRADE

[Aklyon]

Food fights, yes, you have a point with.
Hitting someone with an egg from three tables away to prove you're right on the other hand, is worth it for what resulted afterwards.

[kaijyuu]

So long as they weren't throwing trays or silverware or something, that sounds kinda awesome.

My high school was full of fuddy duddies.