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[jc6036]

Close friend got beat up by homophobes earlier >,..,<

* The Merchant Of Menace gets her castrating knife

Can I help? With the revenge/avenging/whatever, I mean. I'm really good with fire.

you in Britain?

I'm not homosexual, but I hate people who think that their way is better than others'

now... where did I put my shurikens...

A little late, but...
Did somebody say something about both castration and bladed weapons?

Spoiler: My Katana (click to show/hide)

On a Plane now.  Gonna de-testicalize some fuckers, Kill Bill style (meaning in a tight yellow full body leather suit, except male.)

[SalmonGod]

Gonna de-testicalize some fuckers, Kill Bill style (meaning in a tight yellow full body leather suit, except male.)

You should do it with nun-chucks so it qualifies as Bruce Lee style instead.

[Aklyon]

Gonna de-testicalize some fuckers, Kill Bill style (meaning in a tight yellow full body leather suit, except male.)

You should do it with nun-chucks so it qualifies as Bruce Lee style instead.

Sword-chucks?

[Bauglir]

So one of my co-workers, who was scheduled to work today, is out of the country. I'm fairly certain he cleared this well ahead of time, but it would appear that the supervisors just totally forgot to schedule somebody to take his place. So, between that and some trouble in the psych ward slowing down some deliveries there, this day got off to a great start. Then, it turns out that there was a mixup with some earlier deliveries, requiring the only other person who can help cover the missing person's shift to go to the basement and sort it out. So, for about 30 minutes, I'm doing the job of 3 very busy people.

And then it turns out the basement printer broke for 2 hours and nobody noticed. Now, let me explain. That particular printer is the one on which the instructions from pharmacists to prepare medications print. Without it, no instructions are given, because the pharmacists are scattered across the entire hospital. This isn't the only pharmacy, but it has, by a wide margin, the largest number of orders to fill (they just tend to be faster to do than the orders that go to other ones, and less urgent). As a result, when they fixed it, several hundred orders printed all at once, several overdue.

I believe this day is precisely what the word "clusterfuck" was invented to describe.

I'm just glad I got a lunch (even if it took so long that by the time I get done, I'll only have another half hour on my shift; food is better than no food). Which, to be fair, probably makes this solidly a "1st World Problems" sort of day to be venting about, but it's still awfully frustrating.

[NobodyPro]

Hospital problems are never 1st world problems.* They are very real problems.

_{*For me, 1st world problems are things like: The topping fell of my pizza! or Spaghetti Bolognese for dinner again!}

[nenjin]

Hospitals always seem like they're 5 minutes away from becoming a total clusterfuck.

[MaximumZero]

Spoiler: My Katana (click to show/hide)

I have a few of those, too.

[jc6036]

*Offers Max a Katana Brofist*

(and various other edged weapons)

[MaximumZero]

* MaximumZero accepts Dorf-fist.

[Bdthemag]

I prefer western european blades, but I digress.

[MaximumZero]

Katanas, Wakizashi, Ninja-to, Jian, Hookswords, Broadsword (and variants), Arming Sword (and variants), Katzbalger, Scimitar (and variants), Rapier/Epee, Saber...I use them all fairly well. I don't have most of them currently because of financial constraints, but I've been swordfighting for almost 12 years. I like swords.

[ToonyMan]

HOW MANY SWORDS CAN YOU HANDLE AT ONCE??

[MaximumZero]

Two. Unless I hold one in my mouth. That, however, is very difficult. I can also hold throwing knives with my toes, if that counts. I can only hit a target at about 10 paces with any regularity, though.

[Tellemurius]

*walks up to a restaurant for some take out*
What the?
*found out its a fancy pants chinese restaurant, greeted by waiter who went to grab the food*
Waiter:"Alright $12.84"
me:"Ok"
*hands 20 bucks*
Waiter:"Do you want your change?"
me:"Did you just ask me if i want my change?"
Waiter:"Yes...."
me:"dude wtf i gave you a 20, like hell im tipping you 8 dollars, for what? You walked all the fuck way there to pickup my food? Congrats this is my last time, thought it was weird enough i was getting takeout in a fancy restaurant but you have the gall to ask me a tip? Fuck i rather tip the damn cook than your stupid LDS ass"

*grumbles away back to work, in the end the food tasted like shit and anger grew more*


Still Fucking Hate Living In This Damn State of Cheapasses and Jesus retards.

[ToonyMan]

My Dad has a set of throwing knives that I mess around with on a scrap wood door.  It's kind of fun.