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[Max White]

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY SISTER IS FUCKING RETARDED.

So my parents have signed up to support a child in some third world country for six months, so they won't die.
My sisters response: Well that is cruel, if they are going to die in six months we should just save the money and let them die now. You could get me a few driving lessons with that money.

I asked her if she was joking, she started yelling at me. Yes, I am serious. I have no idea how I can share so much of my genetic code with anything on earth so horribly inhuman.

[MaximumZero]

Wow, Max. srs facepalm time.

[Max White]

Yea... Right now as I type I'm getting told that I'm the one who is going to hell because I'm an atheist, as she has been an avid catholic ever since she got her new boyfriend who goes to church on a regular basis.

So she doesn't believe in supporting those in need, and uses faith as a weapon.
Fuck, I think I'm living with a fuck wing nutter. ALL OF MY RAGE!!!!

[kaenneth]

And now we know where republicans come from.

[Scaraban]

And now we know where republicans come from.

Australia?

[Max White]

First the world exported its criminals here, so we got our revenge by exporting our lunatics to the world! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[MaximumZero]

Curse you, Aussieland! CURRRRRRSSSEEE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!

[Angel Of Death]

Yea... Right now as I type I'm getting told that I'm the one who is going to hell because I'm an atheist, as she has been an avid catholic ever since she got her new boyfriend who goes to church on a regular basis.

So she doesn't believe in supporting those in need, and uses faith as a weapon.
Fuck, I think I'm living with a fuck wing nutter. ALL OF MY RAGE!!!!

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but it seems as if your sister has terminal stupidity. At this stage of the disease, it's almost incurable .

In all seriousness, I feel sorry for you.

[Frumple]

First the world exported its criminals here, so we got our revenge by exporting our lunatics to the world! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hey, don't go tempting us over here in the states. Can you even imagine what it would be like if we started exporting our lunatics? At least at the moment we only really go and invade for a while, maybe cause a few thousand deaths here and there and maybe hijack your legal systems a bit. Think about what would happen if the crazier half (or 3/4ths, or... maybe it's worse, I'unno) or so of our political spectrum started settling down and not going away eventually.

... incidentally, can I interest your country in the more mentally unhinged of our conservatives politically active? Honestly, I don't think most of us want them here, we just haven't figured out how to get them to go away yet.

[Angel Of Death]

My mother pulls some consipiracy theory about psychic shows being tests to find psychics for mind reading technology out of her arse, then, gets pissed off when I say that it's likely just bullshit. I normally wouldn't be RAAAAGING about this in the slightest, but it's kind of hard not to when you get accused of being closed minded for not believing in some conspiracy theory about psychics and "EVOOL GUVMINT MIHND R33DING"

To be honest, this is more of a WTF than a rage, but the slight amount of anger still exists.

[Blargityblarg]

University timetable, how are you simultaneously maddeningly flexible and completely impossible to cut down to four days?

[jaxy15]

My sisters response: Well that is cruel, if they are going to die in six months we should just save the money and let them die now. You could get me a few driving lessons with that money.

Punch her for being selfish.

[Tellemurius]

Yea... Right now as I type I'm getting told that I'm the one who is going to hell because I'm an atheist, as she has been an avid catholic ever since she got her new boyfriend who goes to church on a regular basis.

So she doesn't believe in supporting those in need, and uses faith as a weapon.
Fuck, I think I'm living with a fuck wing nutter. ALL OF MY RAGE!!!!

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but it seems as if your sister has terminal stupidity. At this stage of the disease, it's almost incurable .

In all seriousness, I feel sorry for you.

OF course therre is a fix.
*pulls out shovel*
first whack clears it
second whack to make sure
and third times the charm

[Johuotar]

Bus comes too early and doesnt wait so I miss it. Now Im outside for hour in -23 degrees fml. eage eage esge eageraef rage!'

[MaximumZero]

Stratis Imperia.

Play for 5 minutes, crash.
Play for 5 minutes, crash.
Play for 5 minutes, crash.
Play for 5 minutes, crash.
Play for 5 minutes, crash.
Repeat ad RRRAAAAAAAAGGEEEEE-ium.