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[Euld]

I am going to travel back through time and kill the man who invented clocks that go tick

So what about tock

But I like the tick-tock noise. When I'm sleepy, I like to put my watch nice and close to my ear and just chill... =w=

I need silence in order to sleep, I can't even have music going.  Sounds only get louder and louder as I get more sleepy.  Or as I try to concentrate more.

[sonerohi]

I have three pairs of footwear. I have my boots, my tennis shoes, and my dress shoes. I keep them in my closet unless I am wearing them. So where the fuck did they go when I went to leave this morning? I have been house stuck for four hours because somehow my shoes are just fucking gone.

[Loud Whispers]

I have three pairs of footwear. I have my boots, my tennis shoes, and my dress shoes. I keep them in my closet unless I am wearing them. So where the fuck did they go when I went to leave this morning? I have been house stuck for four hours because somehow my shoes are just fucking gone.

I've had this happen with sandwiches... For a week my bread kept disappearing.

...Yeah, bread.

[Flying Dice]

Constant, blaring tornado alarm in my room. Early morning class tomorrow. FUCK YOU TOO, WEATHER

[Tellemurius]

Constant, blaring tornado alarm in my room. Early morning class tomorrow. FUCK YOU TOO, WEATHER

Why is the town alarm in your room?

[Flying Dice]

Constant, blaring tornado alarm in my room. Early morning class tomorrow. FUCK YOU TOO, WEATHER

Why is the town alarm in your room?

The dorm fire alarms also go off for tornado and earthquake sirens. I've got one right above my bed.

[Orangebottle]

I had to go to the airport today.
Screaming children, the whooole hour and thirty minutes of the flight.
Playing a game on my laptop, about to beat a really hard level, when suddenly,"We are now descending, all portable electronic devices must be shut off at this time." FUCK.

Then, I get down to the bus dropoff/pickup point.
Some jackass in a van pulls up to the curb and drops off their friend(which is fucking illegal, it's for bus loading/unloading only).
A good amount of busses pass by during a thirty minute wait, but none of them are the one I was gonna be riding in. I swear, I saw three Avis buses and two Enterprise ones, but no Flyaway. God damnit.
Then some guy starts screaming into his phone in spanish. Right next to me when he started it, too.
The bus finally shows up, and some other dude is all,"Look, a Flyaway bus! Oh, wait, it's a woman driving, let's wait for the next one."
And the entire time, my legs have been aching like crazy.
I have never raged harder in my life.

[Tellemurius]

Constant, blaring tornado alarm in my room. Early morning class tomorrow. FUCK YOU TOO, WEATHER

Why is the town alarm in your room?

The dorm fire alarms also go off for tornado and earthquake sirens. I've got one right above my bed.

Well you know someone inside might feel bad if they thought you didn't need a alarm and the next day they find your mangled body in the street.

[Flying Dice]

Constant, blaring tornado alarm in my room. Early morning class tomorrow. FUCK YOU TOO, WEATHER

Why is the town alarm in your room?

The dorm fire alarms also go off for tornado and earthquake sirens. I've got one right above my bed.

Well you know someone inside might feel bad if they thought you didn't need a alarm and the next day they find your mangled body in the street.

True, but the alarm and announcement sounded about 110 minutes ago, and the announcement saying it was safe to leave the ground floor was issued about 25 minutes ago. I just checked the weather report, and the weather front has already passed us by, with the only sighted tornado quite a bit out of town.

And lo and behold, whining about it on the internet made it stop. Huzzah!

[kaenneth]

Myself: For continually neglecting to get more ADHD medication.

So I came into work at 8pm on a sunday night, and it's now 1 am, and I have accompished:

Work items: reading a dozen e-mails

Non-work items: DF forums, slashdot, tv-tropes, MSN news, dailywtf forums, everquest forums.

[Tellemurius]

Myself: For continually neglecting to get more ADHD medication.

So I came into work at 8pm on a sunday night, and it's now 1 am, and I have accompished:

Work items: reading a dozen e-mails

Non-work items: DF forums, slashdot, tv-tropes, MSN news, dailywtf forums, everquest forums.

Tried caffeine?

[Loud Whispers]

Myself: For continually neglecting to get more ADHD medication.

So I came into work at 8pm on a sunday night, and it's now 1 am, and I have accompished:

Work items: reading a dozen e-mails

Non-work items: DF forums, slashdot, tv-tropes, MSN news, dailywtf forums, everquest forums.

Tried caffeine?

Tried sleep deprivation?

[kaenneth]

Myself: For continually neglecting to get more ADHD medication.

So I came into work at 8pm on a sunday night, and it's now 1 am, and I have accompished:

Work items: reading a dozen e-mails

Non-work items: DF forums, slashdot, tv-tropes, MSN news, dailywtf forums, everquest forums.

Tried caffeine?

Tried sleep deprivation?

the smell of coffee makes me sick, I'm avoiding sugary drinks, and diet soda triggers migraines in me...

as for sleep deprevation, that does work, however, I'm concerned about driving home afterwards; I fell asleep at the wheel on the freeway once before...

[Max White]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_panic_defense

Apparently not only is this a thing, but it still works in Australia.
That is fucking disgusting, and right now I am sort of ashamed of my country. If a woman 'came on' to a gay guy and he bashed her to death then people wouldn't bat an eye before sending him to gaol, because it would be fucking immoral! Same story, you CAN NOT kill somebody just because they are interested in you, and you are not.
In a way it says that the homosexual in question was at fault for hitting on a straight person. Well how the fuck are they ever meant to find a partner? Should gay people just never show sexual interest in anybody ever or risk being killed.
Fucking outrage.

[NobodyPro]

Burn across my chest itches like crazy, applying slight pressure stops it. For a second. Then it gets worse. Cold water helps until it stops, then I have to take a WP Test at Very Hard (-30) to not apply pressure due to itching.
Why is this RAEG inducing? I haven't slept properly in two days because of it.