Time for some toilet rage.
One of the toilets in the house has been plugged for a few days now. I've been tirelessly working the plunger trying to free it up, to no avail.
Last night I give it a flush and it's not cleared....and then I notice water coming out of the top of the toilet. No sweat, I've worked on toilets before.
I look inside and half of the hardware that can conceivably fall off has, in fact, fallen off and is now floating at the bottom of the tank. The leaking water came from the fact that the spout that lets water into the toilet has a little rubber hose on the end that keeps the water going where it's supposed to. That completely fell off, and was blasting water at a horizontal angle toward the top of the toilet, causing it go EVERYWHERE.
And because our toilets have these lovely "water-saving reservoirs", you have about as 3 inches on either side of the plunger handle to work with. So cue me spending 20 minutes with an almost foot-long tweezer thing trying to fish the guide tube of the bottom of the crapper, along with the chain that connects the plunger handle to the stopper. Because hey, when one tiny piece of hardware falls into an incredibly difficult spot, why not add another on top of it. I cut my hands to crap squishing them between parts and try to think pleasant thoughts about soap and hot water.
At this point I'm fed up so once everything is back in place I just leave it alone. I come back the next day and the toilet has mostly drained out (i'd turned the water off a long time back) so I figure, super, clog must have been solved.
Of course, it's not. The instant I flush the toilet, all the hardware inside falls off, again. Then the water saver reservoir tank decides it's going to take this time to pop UP out of its placement slot to start floating around inside the tank.
Right about this point, I notice that my feet are wet. I look down and there's water leaking from the bottom of the toilet where it meets the floor. At this point, I have nothing left to do except swear, excessively, and start ruining towels.
Like I said, I've worked on toilets before. I've gutted them and installed all new hardware and had it all work. So I'm kind of at a loss what the fuck is going on at this point. All I know is that I've spent 4 days wresting with this piece of shit, and every single thing that can conceivably break in a toilet has chosen now to do so.