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[Necro910]

"You have described yourself as both a Christian and a socialist. Many Americans find this an untenable combination. Would you like to comment on that?"
"If Jesus Christ were walking around today as an inspirational speaker, we would probably label him a dangerous, unpatriotic leftist. That's fine, of course, but I don't think you can claim to subscribe to Christianity and also claim that the poor are lazy good-for-nothings, that we should have an active military that we use for purposes other than self-defense or the prevention of genocide, or that the free market must be a good idea."

Hence why I'm an right-wing atheist 

[Loud Whispers]

"You have described yourself as both a Christian and a socialist. Many Americans find this an untenable combination. Would you like to comment on that?"
"If Jesus Christ were walking around today as an inspirational speaker, we would probably label him a dangerous, unpatriotic leftist. That's fine, of course, but I don't think you can claim to subscribe to Christianity and also claim that the poor are lazy good-for-nothings, that we should have an active military that we use for purposes other than self-defense or the prevention of genocide, or that the free market must be a good idea."

Hence why I'm an right-wing atheist 

And this is why I have both wings.

I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Necro910]

"You have described yourself as both a Christian and a socialist. Many Americans find this an untenable combination. Would you like to comment on that?"
"If Jesus Christ were walking around today as an inspirational speaker, we would probably label him a dangerous, unpatriotic leftist. That's fine, of course, but I don't think you can claim to subscribe to Christianity and also claim that the poor are lazy good-for-nothings, that we should have an active military that we use for purposes other than self-defense or the prevention of genocide, or that the free market must be a good idea."

Hence why I'm an right-wing atheist 

And this is why I have both wings.

I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Communofascist? Trololololo

[Loud Whispers]

"You have described yourself as both a Christian and a socialist. Many Americans find this an untenable combination. Would you like to comment on that?"
"If Jesus Christ were walking around today as an inspirational speaker, we would probably label him a dangerous, unpatriotic leftist. That's fine, of course, but I don't think you can claim to subscribe to Christianity and also claim that the poor are lazy good-for-nothings, that we should have an active military that we use for purposes other than self-defense or the prevention of genocide, or that the free market must be a good idea."

Hence why I'm an right-wing atheist 

And this is why I have both wings.

I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Communofascist? Trololololo

/Trollologic is best logic/

[Necro910]

"You have described yourself as both a Christian and a socialist. Many Americans find this an untenable combination. Would you like to comment on that?"
"If Jesus Christ were walking around today as an inspirational speaker, we would probably label him a dangerous, unpatriotic leftist. That's fine, of course, but I don't think you can claim to subscribe to Christianity and also claim that the poor are lazy good-for-nothings, that we should have an active military that we use for purposes other than self-defense or the prevention of genocide, or that the free market must be a good idea."

Hence why I'm an right-wing atheist 

And this is why I have both wings.

I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Communofascist? Trololololo

/Trollologic is best logic/

All you need is a flashlight and some magnets 

[Tlc2011]

I just spent five...goddamn...minutes... writing a long Cthulhu terraria boss-post [that was meant to be the final battle]...

And JUST before i finish typing out the damage dealt by the weapon he drops, the whole browser closes.


GODDAMNIT!

PIECE OF SHIT!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

Tlc smashes the desk in his anger! The computer goes flying off in an arc and smashes into a load of glass!

[Loud Whispers]

I just spent five...goddamn...minutes... writing a long Cthulhu terraria boss-post [that was meant to be the final battle]...

And JUST before i finish typing out the damage dealt by the weapon he drops, the whole browser closes.


GODDAMNIT!

PIECE OF SHIT!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Internet: 1
You: Madbr0?

[SirAaronIII]

1. Cthulhu isn't actually in the game, but his eye and awesome mechanical glass eyes are.
2. None of them drop weapons.

Anyway what made me rage was people overusing "shenanigans" and "mishaps" in place of actually describing/explaining what happened. It's NOT THAT HARD. well maybe it is but whatever

[Jopax]

American version of Taxi......



WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Tlc2011]

1. Cthulhu isn't actually in the game, but his eye and awesome mechanical glass eyes are.
2. None of them drop weapons.

Anyway what made me rage was people overusing "shenanigans" and "mishaps" in place of actually describing/explaining what happened. It's NOT THAT HARD. well maybe it is but whatever

Cthulhu SUGGESTION. *headdesk*

[SirAaronIII]

Oh, sorry. Well why didn't you say so?

[Necro910]

Oh, sorry. Well why didn't you say so?

[that was meant to be the final battle]...

[Ochita]

Oh, sorry. Well why didn't you say so?

[that was meant to be the final battle]...

Still, that could mean lots of things, so it should have been emphasized a lot more.

[Akura]

At the end of a long week, I was about to start mopping the warehouse floor when some asshole at work was being an asshole to me for some stupid reason of the mop bucket being labeled "Do not use in warehouse", which he himself was using in the warehouse a few days ago. Not that it really matters since all the mops and mop buckets were kept outside for some reason.

He got fired for it, but he and I go to the same bus stop, and he has friends out there, and this literally right on the wrong side of the railroad tracks(the station is right there, even). Originally, I had planned simply to walk to another stop, but someone offered me a ride.

[Loud Whispers]

At the end of a long week, I was about to start mopping the warehouse floor when some asshole at work was being an asshole to me for some stupid reason of the mop bucket being labeled "Do not use in warehouse", which he himself was using in the warehouse a few days ago. Not that it really matters since all the mops and mop buckets were kept outside for some reason.

He got fired for it, but he and I go to the same bus stop, and he has friends out there, and this literally right on the wrong side of the railroad tracks(the station is right there, even). Originally, I had planned simply to walk to another stop, but someone offered me a ride.

I assume it was hilarious, hostile and awkward.