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[MaximumZero]

Zombie Apocalypse Plan:
1) Find a home base that is well stocked with food, water, etc.
2) Kit myself out in heavy armor. Preferably plate mail made of aluminum or steel sheeting (like car bodies and such).

Loop
3) Wade into the zombie horde facepunching away.
4) If tired, wade home. Rest and rehabilitate.
End Loop

Repeat loop until all zombies are eradicated.

[Necro910]

Zombie Apocalypse Plan:
1) Find a home base that is well stocked with food, water, etc.
2) Kit myself out in heavy armor. Preferably plate mail made of aluminum or steel sheeting (like car bodies and such).

Loop
3) Wade into the zombie horde facepunching away.
4) If tired, wade home. Rest and rehabilitate.
End Loop

Repeat loop until all zombies are eradicated.

Too bad zombies are stronger than you, and will dislocate your arms.

[kaijyuu]

You forgot the part where you slowly get infected and become a super boss zombie in your suit of armor.

[Tellemurius]

You forgot the part where you slowly get infected and become a super boss zombie in your suit of armor.

Well that will give me some time to test my DragonBreath round on him.

[Necro910]

You forgot the part where you slowly get infected and become a super boss zombie in your suit of armor.

The zombie MaximumZero has arrived! A rotting monster coated in steel. Beware its deadly floppy arms! 

[MaximumZero]

Too bad zombies are stronger than you, and will dislocate your arms.

Why would they be? Rotted muscle fibres are much weaker than non-rotted ones. Zombies aren't scary because they're strong, or fast, or smart. They're scary because there could be billions of them.

[Trapezohedron]

Too bad zombies are stronger than you, and will dislocate your arms.

Why would they be? Rotted muscle fibres are much weaker than non-rotted ones. Zombies aren't scary because they're strong, or fast, or smart. They're scary because there could be billions of them.

Indeed. You don't want to end up being surrounded by half-paralyzed undead, especially if they fall on top of you and the combine weight crushes you down.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I know what I'll do to deal with the zombies.

1. Hijack largest available crane.
2. Connect giant concrete block to end of crane cable.
3. Locate zombie hordes.
4. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

[Ultimuh]

I know what I'll do to deal with the zombies.

1. Hijack largest available crane.
2. Connect giant concrete block to end of crane cable.
3. Locate zombie hordes.
4. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

I'd do the same, just with a big monstertruck.

[Tellemurius]

Better

1. Attract zombies into a building
2. jump to the next one
3. get to safe distance and hit the red button
4. there goes the building

[Necro910]

Too bad zombies are stronger than you, and will dislocate your arms.

Why would they be? Rotted muscle fibres are much weaker than non-rotted ones. Zombies aren't scary because they're strong, or fast, or smart. They're scary because there could be billions of them.

They're stronger due to the survival mechanism making only 20% of your muscle used being disabled. x5 normal strength. Even if equal, they'd still surround and claw you, up until the point you pass out from wearing 200pounds of armor, and then they'll claw off your armor.

[Nadaka]

Found out my grandmother's car was broken into this morning.  Not damaged as far as she can tell, just completely rifled through.  What did they steal?  Three bottles of laundry soap, a car-seat (like, for a baby), and her registration sticker.

Fucking crackheads.  Who breaks into a car to steal laundry soap?  (Besides people on crack, anyway.)

It is possible that your grandma was the victim of a crime of need. Crackhead will not care to steal laundry soap and a baby car seat. A mother who can not afford laundry soap or a car seat for her child might. Of course it is also possible that the she is ALSO a crackhead.

[SalmonGod]

I'm telling you.  A simple suit of motorcycle gear = immunity to one or two zombies.  If you get piled on by more than that, you were stupid.

[Bdthemag]

I swear, you guys are all getting your facts from the Zombie Survival guide

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Better

1. Attract zombies into a building
2. jump to the next one
3. get to safe distance and hit the red button taunt zombies with your succulent human flesh from the other building
4. there goes the zombies building

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