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[Scaraban]

I'm going to assume anything with the phrase "Due to the high metabolic nature of autism you will be immune to poison" takes predominance as the offensive thing in question.

I hope someday to live in a world where I can assume that.

[Vector]

I'm going to assume anything with the phrase "Due to the high metabolic nature of autism you will be immune to poison" takes predominance as the offensive thing in question.

Almost... sigged... so close.

[Max White]

Aww man, so close to unlocking that achievement. Now how am I meant to get those 50 dorf points for the 'Supa big dorfy crown'?

[Scaraban]

Aww man, so close to unlocking that achievement. Now how am I meant to get those 50 dorf points for the 'Supa big dorfy crown'?

I know what you mean, man, I'm jonesin'. I can't remember the last time I had a fix. I can't even remember the username of the person who first sigged me. But if I could go back in time and stop it... *weeps silent tears for the Scaraban that may have been*

[Max White]

I still remember my first time sigged...

Max White cancels normal thought process: Interrupted by FreakyCheeseMan.

[Dsarker]

What's offensive about it, again?

[Blargityblarg]

What's offensive about it, again?

It's a ridiculous statement with no grounding in reality, and it portrays your average autist as some kind of magical space lizard overlord, which is not even remotely true.

[Max White]

Plus, anything that involves skin shimmering is highly offensive these days.
Especially when vampires are involved.

[Dsarker]

What's offensive about it, again?

It's a ridiculous statement with no grounding in reality, and it portrays your average autist as some kind of magical space lizard overlord, which is not even remotely true.

And? It's a game with no real basis in reality. Why should I, as an autistic person, even care? Oh no, people don't understand autism, oh no! How incredibly offensive! Oh no!

I assume you sense the sarcasm.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think they bought it, we don't have to conceal our magical space lizard overlord-ness now. All other Autistics, we attack the USA tonight. For Lizardania!

[Blargityblarg]

What's offensive about it, again?

It's a ridiculous statement with no grounding in reality, and it portrays your average autist as some kind of magical space lizard overlord, which is not even remotely true.

And? It's a game with no real basis in reality. Why should I, as an autistic person, even care? Oh no, people don't understand autism, oh no! How incredibly offensive! Oh no!

I assume you sense the sarcasm.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think they bought it, we don't have to conceal our magical space lizard overlord-ness now. All other Autistics, we attack the USA tonight. For Lizardania!

I thought hard about adding an 'I, for one, welcome our new space lizard overlords', but I decided against it.

[Angel Of Death]

My mum said that I won't ever be able to sense danger, resulting in me dying or getting horribly mutilated, because I don't believe in psychics.

I'd post this in the WTF thread, but I've heard enough of her bullshit.

[ToonyMan]

What?  That's pretty awesome.  I'd believe in psychics just for that.  I will become the esper.  Level 5 esper.

[Angel Of Death]

What?  That's pretty awesome.  I'd believe in psychics just for that.

Errrm... What?

[ToonyMan]

I'd prefer if you didn't get mutilated and you would also become immortal!

[MaximumZero]

I kept reading that as "physics". That alone was WTF worthy.