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[Ultimuh]

You know what's making me rage? People who leave the door open when they go to the toilet, thus making me have to hear it all.

NO. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU TAKE A SHIT. CLOSE THE DOOR YOU ANNOYING FUCK.

My brother tends to do that, even when he's showering.
Makes me wonder if they are just as dumb as people in horror movies are.

[MaximumZero]

Throw things at them. Or, throw something horrifically overpoweringly smelly into the bathroom and wedge the door shut while they're occupied.

[Ultimuh]

Throw things at them. Or, throw something horrifically overpoweringly smelly into the bathroom and wedge the door shut while they're occupied.

I rather not.. in this house I'd have to clean it up myself afterwards.. too much hassle for a lazy person like me. 

[MaximumZero]

So, run in while he's in the shower, spray him down with something horrible like animal scent from a hunting kit (or something else suitably noxious,) run out and slam the door behind you.

[nenjin]

My friend does this while we game. He'll go off the skype line and then we can CLEARLY hear him pissing not more than 7 feet away.

[MaximumZero]

If you're GMing, his next failure means death. This is his penance for making you hear him pee.

[nenjin]

This is while we're playing FPS and stuff. Still, it's hard to concentrate when someone is figuratively pissing in your ear.

[MaximumZero]

Boot him from the server. Bring down the hammer on his peeing!

[Angel Of Death]

Bring down the hammer on his peeing!

That sounds kinda painful...

[MaximumZero]

Which is exactly why I stated it like that.

[nenjin]

A good solution is to stick your hand inside the bathroom and shut off the light while he's taking a leak. You may have some clean up to deal with, but then again, so will he. When he gets pissed, heh, just say "hey, that's why you shut the door you goomba."

It's how my brother taught me to LOCK the door when going to bathroom, stupid asshole.

[Duke 2.0]

 Made a USB Linux thing, didn't really work. The drive was only one gig in size so I suspect the errors that were thrown when installing it on the disk were caused by that. What the he'll may as well buy a new 5 gig one, those are dirt cheap nowadays.

 No computer tonight though.

[Akura]

About 9 hours of virus scanning, including a boot scan. A few were found, but my computer still floods its memory for a few minutes after startup. I believe it's related to Windows update, though, and not neccessarily a virus.

Avast!'s realtime shield is still picking up infected files. Specifically, in temp files created when I try to run Knights of Honor(which then closes). So, either KoH is infected with something, or avast! is picking up a false positive that I can't exclude without excluding all of Windows/Temp(which looks to me a bad idea).

[Greiger]

Whenever I removed viruses from a computer my boss always told me to wipe the temp folders clean.  Stuff hides in there apperantly.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

About 9 hours of virus scanning, including a boot scan. A few were found, but my computer still floods its memory for a few minutes after startup. I believe it's related to Windows update, though, and not neccessarily a virus.

Avast!'s realtime shield is still picking up infected files. Specifically, in temp files created when I try to run Knights of Honor(which then closes). So, either KoH is infected with something, or avast! is picking up a false positive that I can't exclude without excluding all of Windows/Temp(which looks to me a bad idea).

Flash drive important files, reformat the hard drive from orbit, it's the only way to be sure?