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[Vector]

No, I'm getting ready to be a professor.  Similar to an apocalypse, but with some minor differences, chief among them that you're stuck with me red calves or no.

[sonerohi]

Funny thing about all those laws is they seem to treat them like magical door opening tools. Really if you just wanted in and out of somewhere a sledgehammer is better.

I KNOW! LETS BAN SLEDGEHAMMERS! Kidding. .P

What's funny is that it seems Texas, Illinois, and Ohio are the states with the most asshole-y lock pick laws, yet you and I have them and are from... Texas and Illinois. Good fight, laws.

Vector, may I ask why you want lock picks for being a professor? I can't think of anything short of sneaking into other departments late at night to steal books.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, I'm certainly raging now, about injustice in general.

[Nadaka]

Perhaps she wants to be an Indiana Jones style professor, I know i would.

[Vector]

Bing bing bing!

(kidding, though I'm kind of salivating at the thought)

That, and it seems like an important thing to know as an imparter of knowledge.  I dunno if I could call myself a Professor if I didn't have a basic idea of how to pick locks.

Perhaps she wants to be an Indiana Jones style professor, I know i would.

That, too.  You never know when your expertise will be needed, and for which purpose.

Constant vigilance!

[Gunner-Chan]

What's funny is that it seems Texas, Illinois, and Ohio are the states with the most asshole-y lock pick laws, yet you and I have them and are from... Texas and Illinois. Good fight, laws.

You know. I didn't even KNOW that. And I know a cop has seen mine before and nothing happened...

How very strange. Ill remember to keep mine somewhere hard to spot in my house then just in case. What a shame though, picking locks is pretty fun honestly. And at that I've only picked or attempted to pick locks I bought myself.

And on that stuff vector mentioned... Isn't it just responsible to keep on yourself a blade of some kind and some way of making fire at least? Never know when you might need something like that.

And now I'm imagining vector shouting "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!" to physicists holding some weird legendary math textbook or whatever. That's... A strange mental image.

[sonerohi]

Bing bing bing!

(kidding, though I'm kind of salivating at the thought)

That, and it seems like an important thing to know as an imparter of knowledge.  I dunno if I could call myself a Professor if I didn't have a basic idea of how to pick locks.

Perhaps she wants to be an Indiana Jones style professor, I know i would.

That, too.  You never know when your expertise will be needed, and for which purpose.

Constant vigilance!

Vector will be straight up busting into the dorms at night and reminding people to do their homework, before slipping into the night to fight Nazis.

[Bdthemag]

"Ah, so we meet again Proffesor Vector." *pets white cat.*

I, now imagining Vector running out of an ancient temple while being chased by a giant rock and angry natives.

[ChairmanPoo]

Vector: I know that in Bilbao there is a shop called "The Spy's Market", in which they sell lockpicks, among other implements.Its on a street called Colon de Larrategui


I'm proud of this post because its extremedly informative, yet utterly useless, at the same time...

[Gunner-Chan]

Vector in a somewhat forgettable adventure with Shia LaBeouf?

Vector we hardly knew you and you've jumped the shark! D.

[Bdthemag]

Vector in a somewhat forgettable adventure with Shia LaBeouf?

Vector we hardly knew you and you've jumped the shark! D.

KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL NEVER HAPPENED DAMNIT!

[Darvi]

Vector in a somewhat forgettable adventure with Shia LaBeouf?

Vector we hardly knew you and you've jumped the shark! D.

KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL NEVER HAPPENED DAMNIT!

??

What are you talking about?

[Vector]

*gets to work learning Spanish*

*straps on water skis*

[sonerohi]

Vector in a somewhat forgettable adventure with Shia LaBeouf?

Vector we hardly knew you and you've jumped the shark! D.

KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL NEVER HAPPENED DAMNIT!

??

What are you talking about?

The worst Indiana Jones movie to ever ooze onto the big screen. Long story short, Shia LaBeouf is Indie's son, and they team up to take a crystal alien skull to somewhere in South America, battling Nazi's all the while, so the aliens can go home.

[Darvi]

I still have no idea what you are talking about and am totally sure such a movie never existed.