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[Bdthemag]

My roomate poored me a glass of chocolate milk.
Only by the time I finished it did I find the cigarette butt stuck to its bottom.

Which is why if your roomate offers you anything, DO NOT ACCEPT. They're all lying bastards!

[Lysabild]

My roomate poored me a glass of chocolate milk.
Only by the time I finished it did I find the cigarette butt stuck to its bottom.

... I'd have killed him after I'd thrown up. Fuck, that is so terribly disgusting >_< Just thinking about it makes me feel bad :<

[Bauglir]

My school system has decided to close indefinatly till the city pays it roughly 5 mil.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

Any specific reason?

For me RAAAAGING, or why In Gods/your deity of choice's name would ta school system do that.
Afaik, my city can barley pay its own bills and the local legislature is throwing a huge hissyfit over it. The school system( Memphis City Schools/Shleby County schools) decided that they are postponing the school year till they are promised a cut of city tax revenue. I just learned abou it this morning so I don't know the details.

So we've finally reached the point where those education budget cuts start to have an obvious effect, eh? I predict no politician will care.

[Aklyon]

My school system has decided to close indefinatly till the city pays it roughly 5 mil.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

Any specific reason?

For me RAAAAGING, or why In Gods/your deity of choice's name would ta school system do that.
Afaik, my city can barley pay its own bills and the local legislature is throwing a huge hissyfit over it. The school system( Memphis City Schools/Shleby County schools) decided that they are postponing the school year till they are promised a cut of city tax revenue. I just learned abou it this morning so I don't know the details.

So we've finally reached the point where those education budget cuts start to have an obvious effect, eh? I predict no politician will care.

But think of the children! /genericargument

[RedKing]

My school system has decided to close indefinatly till the city pays it roughly 5 mil.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

Any specific reason?

For me RAAAAGING, or why In Gods/your deity of choice's name would ta school system do that.
Afaik, my city can barley pay its own bills and the local legislature is throwing a huge hissyfit over it. The school system( Memphis City Schools/Shleby County schools) decided that they are postponing the school year till they are promised a cut of city tax revenue. I just learned abou it this morning so I don't know the details.

So we've finally reached the point where those education budget cuts start to have an obvious effect, eh? I predict no politician will care.

They will once they realize that having thousands of teenage kids with nothing to keep them busy while their parents are at work MIGHT be a bad idea.

[Cheese]

Watching saving private ryan. Someone who thinks they know everything about guns because they played Call of Duty laughs at and asks why they have plastic bags on their guns. My head asplodes.

[noah22223]

Watching saving private ryan. Someone who thinks they know everything about guns because they played Call of Duty laughs at and asks why they have plastic bags on their guns. My head asplodes.

...Why do they have plastic bags on there guns? Herp derp.

[Aklyon]

Watching saving private ryan. Someone who thinks they know everything about guns because they played Call of Duty laughs at and asks why they have plastic bags on their guns. My head asplodes.

...Why do they have plastic bags on there guns? Herp derp.

Are they not actually plastic bags?
Either way, he seems to be havening a problem with your head.

[RedKing]

Watching saving private ryan. Someone who thinks they know everything about guns because they played Call of Duty laughs at and asks why they have plastic bags on their guns. My head asplodes.

...Why do they have plastic bags on there guns? Herp derp.

Are they not actually plastic bags?
Either way, he seems to be havening a problem with your head.

Because in CoD, guns don't get f**ked-up when they get dunked underwater. Like say, the sort of thing that might happen when you're storming a beach. And before anyone chimes in with "ZOMG they didn't have plastic bags in 1944 FAIL"...they weren't plastic.

[breadbocks]

Watching saving private ryan. Someone who thinks they know everything about guns because they played Call of Duty laughs at and asks why they have plastic bags on their guns. My head asplodes.

...Why do they have plastic bags on there guns? Herp derp.

Because if there are two things that fuck up a gun bad, it's sand and water.

You know what beaches are made out of?

[Aklyon]

Watching saving private ryan. Someone who thinks they know everything about guns because they played Call of Duty laughs at and asks why they have plastic bags on their guns. My head asplodes.

...Why do they have plastic bags on there guns? Herp derp.

Because if there are two things that fuck up a gun bad, it's sand and water.

You know what beaches are made out of?

is it dnas and retaw?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I don't know what the beaches in Europe are like, but the beaches in North Carolina are made of horseflies and sunburn.

[UltraValican]

Watching saving private ryan. Someone who thinks they know everything about guns because they played Call of Duty laughs at and asks why they have plastic bags on their guns. My head asplodes.

...Why do they have plastic bags on there guns? Herp derp.

Because if there are two things that fuck up a gun bad, it's sand and water.

You know what beaches are made out of?

Erroded rock, brocken bear bottles and used condoms?

[nenjin]

The plastic bags were so the Germans thought those things sticking up over the tank traps and such were just magnum condoms catching the wind.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

The plastic bags were so the Germans thought those things sticking up over the tank traps and such were just magnum condoms catching the wind.

Ach, zey vill destroy us vid zere massive veapons! *snicker*