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[Ultimuh]

Meant to post this the other day, and I've probably complained about it before, but...

I see it all the time, people running through traffic, despite a perfectly fine crossing signal 50ft away. So why is it that I, the guy who crosses at the light, am the one people try to run over? The next asshole who tries to cut me off as I cross(note, pedestrians have right of way) I'm going to jump right at their car and sue their ass, or at least inflict as much damage as a 260lb meatsack can cause.

I wonder what country you live in.
Hre in Greenland there are much less assholes driving. 

[Fenrir]

I wonder what country you live in.
Hre in Greenland there are much less assholes driving. 

That is probably because there are — what? Nine of you folks living up there?

[Scaraban]

Oh, Snap!
Just kill me...

[Ultimuh]

I wonder what country you live in.
Hre in Greenland there are much less assholes driving. 

That is probably because there are — what? Nine of you folks living up there?

...

Oh the ignorance of some people..
I have given up lecturing them long ago..

Instead, I will provide you a wikipedia link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland


If you however were sarcastic, I failed to notice it.

[ein]

Failing to notice a horrendously blatantly obvious hyperbole as sarcasm?
I'm shocked.
That never happens.

[Ultimuh]

Failing to notice a horrendously blatantly obvious hyperbole as sarcasm?
I'm shocked.
That never happens.

I suspected it was sarcasm.
But this is the internet..

[Fenrir]

This is just more proof that Wikipedia is a terrible source of information. That article was probably edited by Greenlanders — all nine of them.

[alway]

Failing to notice a horrendously blatantly obvious hyperbole as sarcasm?
I'm shocked.
That never happens.

Well, judging by the population density on the wiki page, it may not have been as much hyperbole as he had intended; 0.067 people/mi^2 making it by far the least populated country by land holdings. Though, granted, most of it is covered in glacier.

[Lysabild]

There is however still 40-50 thousand people there, and they don't live spread out over the whole island, so can we agree not to provocate needlessly atleast?


Also, Ultimuh, it's nice seeing other parts of the kingdom online

[Euld]

My mother is making me rage.  First she said she only needed me to help slice some strawberries for her last night.  Then today, she keeps me home until well past noon helping her water, garden, deadhead, and sometimes literally STAND AND WATCH HER and WAIT to be given something to DO.  She said I could spend the day at a friend's place, but well I guess not since HALF THE DAY IS GONE ALREADY.

[Akura]

Just how old are you anyway, to be ordered around by your mother like that?

[iceball3]

Just how old are you anyway, to be ordered around by your mother like that?

Twenty... Four?...
Profile reads 24.
Not sure what to think about this.

[Greiger]

It's probably a respect your elders thing.  Annoying as she can be some times, she is still your mother and deserves respect.

Really, how many people can say no to their mothers when they ask for help?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Respect is something that is earned, not freely given or deserved by default.

[Darvi]

*raises hand*

But only snarkastically :V

Most of the time.