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[Vector]

If people will stick to the original thread, then so will I.

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.  The original derail was my fault.

[Leafsnail]

Should I point out that the "original thread" is also a derail?

[Vector]

Should I point out that the "original thread" is also a derail?

Nah, just ignore that part :3

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Ugh.. The fact that every time I look in a mirror I'm faced with reminders of things I'd rather forget... and I have glass shards in my hand.

Related?

just a tad

[Nikov]

Have a male kid, be sure to keep from circumcising him, and then contradict SalmonGod on a subject he said he wouldn't discuss anymore which he presumably has vastly more experience in than you do.

YO!

Nah, can't really be bothered. I'mma rage about ... dishes. I do the dishes, right? Well someone in the house seems to think that means dishes are to be heaped in the sink like offerings to the dishwasher to be inspected by yours truely like I'm the high priest of dishwashing. It is a cereal bowl. It has a slight film of milk on it. Rinse it out and put it in the dishwasher. This is not be TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT, this is COMMON SENSE. Why should the cereal bowl sit in the sink for half the day collecting flies and getting dried on like its cheese or some shit when you could DEAL WITH YOUR OWN MESS YOURSELF.

AND THIS CONVERSATION ISN'T ABOUT LAUNDRY DON'T BRING UP LAUNDRY WE ARE DISCUSSING THE DAMNED DISHES IN THE SINK RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG.

Who else has to deal with similar bullshit?

[Akura]

Who else has to deal with similar bullshit?

You kidding me? I'm the only person in the house who washes everything I use right when I'm done using it. Those drunk bastards just leave stuff in the sink, on the counter, or even on the stove, with partial(and sometimes entire, untouched and uneaten) meals still on or in it left to rot, only doing the dishes when there literally is no cookware left to use.

And they bitch at me for not cleaning up after myself.

[Nikov]

My roommates were like that too. On the one hand, crap in the sink constantly. On the other, free beer. I requested a transfer inside the complex after a few months.

[Bouchart]

How about Halflife?  That counts, doesn't it?

I wouldn't know about modern FPS's being easy.  I kind of suck at all/most of them.

Unfortunately I never played Half-Life in its entirety.  Only about an hour worth of gameplay.

[Acanthus117]

Wow, all this penis talk is confusing the living fuck out of me.

I was circumcised at birth due to religious obligations and hygiene.

My Dad said that he knew a kid who got some funky infection because he wasn't circumcised till he was 10 or summat.

Also, I RAEG at toe-stubbing.

It hurts like fuck.

[Gunner-Chan]

Dude. Acanthus. Look down for once. PLEASE.

[ein]

Do lizards even have a foreskin?

[Darvi]

Dude. Acanthus. Look down for once. PLEASE.

But then he hits his head against something!

At least if he's any like me.

Which, considering how often he stubs his toe, is quite a lot.

[Acanthus117]

Dude. Acanthus. Look down for once. PLEASE.

Do lizards even have a foreskin?

Wow, you guys made me snort up hot coffee and spew it over my cat. At least the laughs were worth it.

Shame on you two. (not really)

And yeah, I stub my toe a lot, on door frames and closets and chairs, even on my cat once. The worst time was when it cost my the nail on my big toe :X

I am angry at my crippled sense of spatial perception in general.

[nenjin]

Nah, can't really be bothered. I'mma rage about ... dishes. I do the dishes, right? Well someone in the house seems to think that means dishes are to be heaped in the sink like offerings to the dishwasher to be inspected by yours truely like I'm the high priest of dishwashing. It is a cereal bowl. It has a slight film of milk on it. Rinse it out and put it in the dishwasher. This is not be TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT, this is COMMON SENSE. Why should the cereal bowl sit in the sink for half the day collecting flies and getting dried on like its cheese or some shit when you could DEAL WITH YOUR OWN MESS YOURSELF.

This. This is the single most raeg inducing thing I run into on a daily basis.

I'm not a "clean" person. Some people might even call me fairly dirty. But one thing I am adamant about is not cooking food in a filthy kitchen. It came from 4 years as a line cook/dishwasher. I can't stand filth where I'm going to cook, because of cross contamination, the smell of rotting food or just the fucking principle of the matter.

And someone in my house has this weird obsession with dish stacking. Up to a week's worth. My family always practiced the method of "rinse it now, put it in the dishwasher now" because it makes for less dishes and quicker clean up. So what do they do? They half rinse it, then leave it in the sink. Giant cast iron skillet? They leave it in the sink. Double wide pot for boiling pasta? They leave it in the sink. Full size cutting board? Filthy, and sitting next to the sink. 60 pieces of silverware that aren't really dirty, sitting in a pot full of water, for a week! My nice cutlery? HAS SHIT CAKED TO IT AND IS SITTING UNDERWATER FOR DAYS AT A TIME!

To even move the fucking faucet, you have to clean something.

Sometimes I walk into my kitchen and I just want to take a bat to the whole sink, it pisses me off that bad. Never forget the liter-sized wine bottles, that appear once a day next to sink because someone both loves wine, and believes in recycling, but only has enough energy to DRINK wine, not recycle the bottle, further reducing the piddly amount of space around in the sink. When I'm starving, the last thing I want to do is plunge my hands into filthy, stinking dish water to clean someone else's mess, but god damn me if that isn't what I have to do EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO COOK.

[Karnewarrior]

Nah, can't really be bothered. I'mma rage about ... dishes. I do the dishes, right? Well someone in the house seems to think that means dishes are to be heaped in the sink like offerings to the dishwasher to be inspected by yours truely like I'm the high priest of dishwashing. It is a cereal bowl. It has a slight film of milk on it. Rinse it out and put it in the dishwasher. This is not be TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT, this is COMMON SENSE. Why should the cereal bowl sit in the sink for half the day collecting flies and getting dried on like its cheese or some shit when you could DEAL WITH YOUR OWN MESS YOURSELF.

 
That's what I do, and so does my whole family.