Yeah, I'm on my way to a "job fair" in just a bit myself, with my incredibly sparse resume in hand, so I can at least show that I'm trying to not be an under-employed mooch the rest of my life.
Well, that was a lot of fun. I don't have two to four years experience in outside sales, so apparently the professional world will have nothing to do with me.
The "resume workshop" promised on the invitation turned out to be a lie. The two representatives that seemed close enough to my areas of ability took my resume with a smile and looked at it like guro-porn. There is exactly one "style" of resume that everyone is supposed to use, but no one will ever tell you what this style is. You're just supposed to
know it, because you're an adult now and that's one of the things adults know. You'd think recruiters, having looked for a job at least once themselves and seen likely hundreds of applications, would be somewhat receptive to the idea that not everyone gains the Universal Resume Template by osmosis upon graduating highschool, especially since it's a template specifically designed to humiliate entry-level applicants.
Does no one realize what a daunting prospect it is write down everything that you're good at, in such a way that employers are looking to see, without knowing what that is? I can't even think of "career objectives" or "personal qualities" besides "ME NEED JOB HIRE ME NAO", let alone write them down. And if I was a recruiter for a company, I would specifically throw out any resume that included objectives or qualities, because I and the company don't give a shit about your hopes and dreams; my honest assessment of myself is to not describe such things unsolicited.