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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread.
« Reply #3615 on: May 18, 2011, 04:50:42 pm »

I have to write an essay for english.

On the Great Gatsby.

Minimum of 4-5 pages.

I have stated my points, backed it up with evidence, and fulfilled all other qualaties of the rubric.


In a page and a half.

I have no idea how I can expand it further.

Okay, here's what you do. That green light that Gatsby's always staring at. It clearly represents his crippling alcohol addiction, in the form of a reference to the characteristic color of absinthe. Furthermore! Absinthe is made with wormwood, which is also the the name of a star that crashes into the Earth in Biblical mythology, destroying human civilization. Now, what else is green and destroys all life when the stars are right? This guy. Staring at the blinking light is clearly a reference to the desperate worship of horrible Old Ones from beyond time.

The whole thing is basically one huge metaphor for how alcoholism destroys the self, not only through the direct effects of alcohol, but by its detraction from other, important areas of life (the time Gatsby spends staring at the light could have been spent productively, such as in the effort to stall Dead Cthulhu's awakening from his grand dream for whatever insignificant time might be afforded by the work of a mere mortal), and further for its insidious undermining of the basic fabric of society.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread.
« Reply #3616 on: May 18, 2011, 04:52:51 pm »

-snip-

Okay, here's what you do. That green light that Gatsby's always staring at. It clearly represents his crippling alcohol addiction, in the form of a reference to the characteristic color of absinthe. Furthermore! Absinthe is made with wormwood, which is also the the name of a star that crashes into the Earth in Biblical mythology, destroying human civilization. Now, what else is green and destroys all life when the stars are right? This guy. Staring at the blinking light is clearly a reference to the desperate worship of horrible Old Ones from beyond time.

The whole thing is basically one huge metaphor for how alcoholism destroys the self, not only through the direct effects of alcohol, but by its detraction from other, important areas of life (the time Gatsby spends staring at the light could have been spent productively, such as in the effort to stall Dead Cthulhu's awakening from his grand dream for whatever insignificant time might be afforded by the work of a mere mortal), and further for its insidious undermining of the basic fabric of society.
....Sorely....Tempted

Sadly, the essay prompt is about the american dream, so that's a no go
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« Reply #3617 on: May 18, 2011, 04:56:06 pm »

-snip-

Okay, here's what you do. That green light that Gatsby's always staring at. It clearly represents his crippling alcohol addiction, in the form of a reference to the characteristic color of absinthe. Furthermore! Absinthe is made with wormwood, which is also the the name of a star that crashes into the Earth in Biblical mythology, destroying human civilization. Now, what else is green and destroys all life when the stars are right? This guy. Staring at the blinking light is clearly a reference to the desperate worship of horrible Old Ones from beyond time.

The whole thing is basically one huge metaphor for how alcoholism destroys the self, not only through the direct effects of alcohol, but by its detraction from other, important areas of life (the time Gatsby spends staring at the light could have been spent productively, such as in the effort to stall Dead Cthulhu's awakening from his grand dream for whatever insignificant time might be afforded by the work of a mere mortal), and further for its insidious undermining of the basic fabric of society.
....Sorely....Tempted

Sadly, the essay prompt is about the american dream, so that's a no go
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« Reply #3618 on: May 18, 2011, 05:14:22 pm »

1. The weather. First it's wet, then rainy, then sunny, then overcast, then raining, then overcast again, then darkness, and now it's raining again. MAKE UP YOUR F@%KING MIND!

2. On the bus ride home, someone had a huge bottle of nail polish remover. They dropped it, spilling at least some of the contents. The bus driver went to the nearest convience store(always conviently placed, conviently enough ::)) for seltzer water to clean it up with while the bus was choked with the fumes of that stuff.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread.
« Reply #3619 on: May 18, 2011, 05:52:52 pm »

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Sadly, the essay prompt is about the american dream, so that's a no go

I had to write this exact same essay on the Great Gatsby about two years ago.

You're lucky because most teachers that choose that topic allow a lot of freedom in your interpretation on how to talk about the American dream.

My theme was: it's all an illusion.

Everyone in the Great Gatsby is living under an illusion, even the main character. Tom, with his mistress, is living under the illusion that he's not second fiddle in a marriage to a women who thinks he's a bore. He goes out and finds some desperate house wife who is amazed at his wealth, and treats her like shit, because when he goes home, he's got his million dollar wife he can't touch. His mistress, btw, is under the delusion that Tom will marry her one day and make her a high class woman.

Tom's wife tries to live in the illusion that she has a happy marriage to a good man, and that her life is complete. It's obviously not, the way she wistfully talks to the main character and dotes on him.

All the supporting cast at Gatsby's parties are too part of an illusion, where they party their asses off to chase away their own woes and short comings, and stumble out the door as drunken, grotesque caricatures of what people typically think of monied wealth.

And Gatsby is the greatest illusion of all, this carefully constructed persona that disguises the real man behind the money and the legend. Gatsby ain't happy, he's miserable and his money does nothing to solve that problem for him.

The whole moral of the story, to me, was that money and success are not the end of anything, they are merely illusions which we use or which fool us into not seeing people or things as they really are. Money doesn't inherently make people happier or better people, and the American Dream is in some sense totally naive because it doesn't prepare us for or solve the problems that make many people unhappy.

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Anyways, I think I did that in about 2 pages. If you really, really cannot think of anything to write about, just ramble on about the symbolism of the Eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleberg. It's a weird off note piece of symbolism in the book, and teachers tend to accept most kinds of interpretation about what it means, since it's just so creepy and weird and unexplained. Seriously, you can almost go the ghost of Abraham Lincoln route or something and they might buy it.

And if your summing up everything on one page when they expect two, you're probably not doing the one thing every English Literature teacher grades on: providing specific, detailed examples to back up your conclusion. If you've sat in class they know you can write 1 or 2 paragraphs about the overall theme of the book and how it applies to their chosen topic....they want specific examples to show you actually read the text and were thoughtful about its passages. I always overwrote for English courses, and only once it did ever lose me a grade. Most times it guaranteed the teacher either loved the amount of effort I put out, or were too lazy to even read it all and just gave me an A.
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« Reply #3620 on: May 18, 2011, 10:23:05 pm »

Quote Gatsby's self-imposed schedule.

That gives you a. a bunch of space and b. a hell of a lot of stuff to analyze.

Also that shirt scene, with the crying?  You can analyze the shit out of that, too.
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Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread.
« Reply #3621 on: May 18, 2011, 10:53:42 pm »

Steam is being an asshole and it refuses to run Terraria. Its process opens for a bit, then just closes. Now all Steam does for me is sit there and lag my shitty laptop a lot.

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« Reply #3622 on: May 19, 2011, 12:17:38 am »

Wished a friend happy birthday on Facebook.  Friend deletes his Facebook account sometime later, or something.  He's not on my friend list anymore, or on any of our mutual friends.

seriously what is wrong with my friends

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« Reply #3623 on: May 19, 2011, 05:50:14 am »

Seamless silicone doll for about 77 thousand yen.
On sale. :I
Just when I found what I was looking for...
Damn you Japan with your expensive shit!

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« Reply #3624 on: May 19, 2011, 05:52:10 am »

That's almost a grand. Whoa.
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« Reply #3625 on: May 19, 2011, 05:54:49 am »

With shipping, it is. :b
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« Reply #3626 on: May 19, 2011, 06:01:53 am »

Steam is being an asshole and it refuses to run Terraria. Its process opens for a bit, then just closes. Now all Steam does for me is sit there and lag my shitty laptop a lot.

Sounds like a personal problem.

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« Reply #3627 on: May 19, 2011, 06:05:27 am »

Ny back hurts, it's been hurting since the latter part of yesterday, and my back shouldn't be hurting, at least not at my age(23).

Then again, I did have to do a lot of bending over on a truck full of crap that one of my retarded coworkers threw on haphazardly, causing awkward standing positions, which I had to go in and fix to a reasonable state.
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« Reply #3628 on: May 19, 2011, 06:22:58 am »


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Ignore the prompt, write about alcohol addiction, and then bring it full circle by saying you didn't write on topic because you were drunk because you're an alcoholic.
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« Reply #3629 on: May 19, 2011, 06:28:06 am »

A while ago, I clicked on a gay porn bots thread IN THIS WEBSITE.

Who would program such a bot? Now I can't get those images out of my head...
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