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[Megaman]

The fact that later on today Darvi is going to be arrested for child abuse, despite being perfectly justified, makes me rage.

Pfff, you underestimate me.

I'm totally content to laugh at the guy when he finally gets arrested for vandalism or something.

Darvi these things only end one way.
You get caught or retire.

[Angel Of Death]

Or you die.

[Darvi]

Nope.

Or rather, yes, since both being true still results in a "true" output. False would be if it was XOR.

[Criptfeind]

My computer was grinding away well I was not on it. Then when I started it up it stopped the deceitful grinding and assumed normal soft purr. I think it is plotting against me! It wants to kill me and wear my skin well I sleep but it can not because I do not sleep I will not let the computer win

Edit: I found this in the program files.

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[Angel Of Death]

Your computer is programmessed. You're going to have to call in a pc exorcist.

[Criptfeind]

I just deleted the folder.

That should do it right?

[ein]

Hrmm...
So I decided to check my Program Files as well and...

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[Darvi]

It didn't work for me.

E: ooh, your computer got hexed.

[lemon10]

My computer was grinding away well I was not on it. Then when I started it up it stopped the deceitful grinding and assumed normal soft purr. I think it is plotting against me! It wants to kill me and wear my skin well I sleep but it can not because I do not sleep I will not let the computer win

Edit: I found this in the program files.

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What a coincidence, your computer created the file in the same minute that you posted, I think it knows your on to it and is mocking you.

[Darvi]

Hey,I have internet again.

Because my mom pulled the plug yesterday. Damn you all to here!

[Angel Of Death]

My mum is saying that men are the reason why the worlds so fucked up.

I'm getting sick of mum blaming all of the worlds issues on men. She also believes if a woman does a bad thing, it's because she was corrupted because the worlds run by men.

[lemon10]

My mum is saying that men are the reason why the worlds so fucked up.

I'm getting sick of mum blaming all of the worlds issues on men. She also believes if a woman does a bad thing, it's because she was corrupted because the worlds run by men.

To be fair, the worlds problems ARE and have been caused by men.
For the past ~1000 years, pretty much every single king/president/dictator/ruler has been male, essentially every single person in society with the power to influence it is also male. That's not to say that if women were in charge they wouldn't screw up just as badly, but men have been responsible for essentially every war/genocide/(insert bad thing humans did to other humans here).

She also believes if a woman does a bad thing, it's because she was corrupted because the worlds run by men.

That is obviously wrong though.

[Angel Of Death]

Yeah, a lot of the worlds problems ARE caused by men. It's a bit hard not to know that, but mum acts like all men are evil. And she says if women were in charge of the world, there would be no issues at all.

[Darvi]

Hmm, in our profession she's what we like to call a "crazy arch-feminist".
Unfortunately there's no known cure for it, even though the porn industry likely would tell you something else.

[Urist is dead tome]

Yeah, a lot of the worlds problems ARE caused by men. It's a bit hard not to know that, but mum acts like all men are evil. And she says if women were in charge of the world, there would be no issues at all.

Let me guess, she also says that men are payed more than women. If so then you have a crazy feminist for a mother. And if she hates men so much how is it that she gave birth to you?