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[Jopax]

Because i was a dumb fuck who trusted people i lost my 6 month LoL account.But i guess i have noone to blame but myself :I

[Rose]

damn power won't stay on, my battery doesn't have time to charge.

then again, my desktop is a little power-hungry...

[Jack_Bread]

My mother wanted me to print something out at our neighbor's house.
Neighbor turns on computer.
Taskbar appears. She immediately clicks Firefox.
She clicks it again... and again... and so on for a couple of minutes
"It's not working."
She goes for IE. Several Firefoxes pop up.
She immediately tries to close them all, but they all freeze up.
She keeps trying to close them.
15 minutes I spent there waiting for her computer to start up so she can print out something for my mom...
I didn't say anything because she thinks I'm not good with computers because she had a guy who was able to fix my laptop.
>:\

[Something Evil]

What in the name of my left sock does an interweb browser have to do with printing something off removable storage? Or was it off the interwebz?

[Jack_Bread]

It was a form of some sort.

[scriver]

My mum is exactly like that. Goddamn aggravating.

[GlyphGryph]

I spent 20+ hours on Liberal Crime Squad, only have to accidently turn myself and my thirty strong squad of super-peoples in to a band of roving mercenaries and get every one of us brutally executed.

Oops, wrong button I guess!

[Bauglir]

GODDAMN SOLDER, WHY WON'T YOU ACTUALLY HOLD THIS IS THE 4TH FUCKING TIME ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH

[MaximumZero]

The wife uses the word "we" to imply that I should do something. "We" should do laundry. "We" should clean up. "We" should do the dishes. She, of course, will not help me with any of it. I fucking hate that.

[Angel Of Death]

The wife uses the word "we" to imply that I should do something. "We" should do laundry. "We" should clean up. "We" should do the dishes. She, of course, will not help me with any of it. I fucking hate that.

Kill her while saying "MaximumZero is not here. I'll be taking care of him from now on"

OK, I've been playing too much Manhunt. Don't do that.

[Jack_Bread]

I opened up Firefox just as Aqua Teen Hunger Force came on(the show is ~15 minutes). Shortly after it ended, Firefox opened up, finally.

[Akura]

It turns out our landlord hasn't paid property taxes in over two years, and owes about $50k to the bank and government. That means that for two years, he has been taking our rent and pocketing it.

The only good thing about this is I'll almost certainly be out of here by the time we have to move out.

[Ochita]

It turns out our landlord hasn't paid property taxes in over two years, and owes about $50k to the bank and government. That means that for two years, he has been taking our rent and pocketing it.

The only good thing about this is I'll almost certainly be out of here by the time we have to move out.

God. Damn.

[Bauglir]

It turns out our landlord hasn't paid property taxes in over two years, and owes about $50k to the bank and government. That means that for two years, he has been taking our rent and pocketing it.

The only good thing about this is I'll almost certainly be out of here by the time we have to move out.

I have a question. Will they sell tickets to whatever his punishment ends up being?

[Akura]

In case there was a misunderstanding, this isn't my stepdad I'm talking about, but the guy who actually owns the house we're living in.