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[Cthulhu]

Bought a bag of chips. Less than a 1/3 of it was actually chips.

Was the rest poop?

Air. But it was a fairly large bag. I was kinda expecting more. Then again, for a dollar, I shouldn't have had my hopes up.

They settle in transit.

[Leafsnail]

Hah. Language.

A lot of Americans find it strange that we call Fries Chips... And Chips... Chips.

Doesn't lead to as much confusion as you'd think.

Ah, but you can call them potato chips to disambiguate them!

Oh... wait a second...

[Tack]

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Right.

Attention, All people who type about MSPA in Any threads other than the MSPA thread.
Spoiler that shit, or i kill you.

[Leafsnail]

Jervous got sliced in half and shanked by Tack.

[Urist is dead tome]

How so?

The Christian arrogance vis a vis helping people. Clearly God is the only way people can live to their full potential, and without him you're doomed to a suicidal existence that isn't truly life bluh bluh bluh. Of course, this all skirts quietly around the fact that all of the heathen world, y'know, hasn't collapsed.

Mhmm. That's most mainstream Christianity ferya.

It took my about forty seconds to realize that you meant crisps there.

I will be booed down for this: I am beginning to think that Britain is kinda backward.

Of course the Brits definitely think America is backward.

[Leafsnail]

Yeah, backwards for using a different word for salted fried potatoes.

And I don't really think of America as backwards.  Some people there, as in everywhere else, are though.

[Urist is dead tome]

And lifts for elevators and lorries for trucks. And let's not forget Guy Fawkes day!

[fqllve]

Yes, we all know that the true name of that automobile is truck. Why, it is written upon the very atoms that compose it.

Those Brits just like to be obtuse.

[Leafsnail]

Hey, they lift people.  And lorries allow for a good tongue twister.

Guy Fawkes day is just a reminder that you should always check your basement for explosives.  They still do it in the House of Commons.

[Urist is dead tome]

Seriously? That's gotta be a joke.

Another problem. The nauseating number of security cameras.

[Tack]

Oh yeah, the British are so backward for having Guy Fawkes day.

I mean, MLK day is so much more significant.



Let's see... Both men... Both tried to change the world... Both died, and both had those changes happen posthumously.

HUUUUURRRRRMMMM!

[Jervous]

Attention, All people who type about MSPA in Any threads other than the MSPA thread.
Spoiler that shit, or i kill you.

Jervous got sliced in half and shanked by Tack.

[Urist Imiknorris]

One tried to change the world peacefully, the other was a terrorist.

You know how America deals with terrorists.

[Tack]

Technically, Britain and America are backwards. I mean, Australia is the youngest here.

I can't believe you don't call mud shrimp 'Yabbies', and Sausages 'Snags', and Frankfurts 'Cheerios'.

I mean, everyone knows what a 'ute' is, right?

Ahem: Urist McTroll, countries have their own words, and their own spelling for things. That's what makes us have 'English (UK)' English (US), and 'English (AU)'. And even English (NZ).
I personally wouldn't have it any other way.

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Edit2: If we get into the racism, this thread is going to go down a long way, and follow the Rage Thread Trend.

[fqllve]

You know how America deals with terrorists.

Hugs?