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[MaximumZero]

Unfortunately, I'm going to have to grit my teeth and stifle my creativity to get a passing grade. The class is a requirement for my degree.

[Tellemurius]

Well creating a imaginary girlfriend is CREATIVE
good luck my friend.

[Earthquake Damage]

Write about your date going horrible wrong.  What goes wrong?  Hell if I know.  The zombiepocalypse or terrorists taking everyone hostage or something.  Depict yourself as the Real American Hero^TM that saves the day.

Hail to the king, baby!

[scriver]

Weasel out. Write an apocalyptic story about the first date of the new Mayan calender.

[Taricus]

Or the first gregorian date

[MaximumZero]

The teacher wanted us to base our writings on our own experiences. I've had a lot of drunken one night stands, and that's about it. (That's actually how I met my wife.)

[tomas1297]

Make something up. Talk about how you let her handcuff you to the bed, just before she revealed that she was a trap. Be just realistic enough to keep them guessing as to whether or not it actually happened.

That made me laugh. Am I a horrible person?

[Cthulhu]

Unspoilered XKCD in happy thread >:O

[Tellemurius]

SUCK IT!!!!

[Akura]

Feet hurt, slowly bleeding from a torn cuticle on my finger, and less sure than ever about whether or not I'm getting paid. I'm going to ask flat-out if/what I'm being paid(should have done that right from the start), and if not, I'm walking. I'm not getting stress fractures in my feet for charity.

Well creating a imaginary girlfriend is CREATIVE
good luck my friend.

I can point you to a few H-games just for that.

*cough* Whaaaat?

[Vertigon]

slowly bleeding from a torn cuticle on my finger

I read that as 'bleeding out' and I was like 'wat'.

[Akura]

No, I think it's stopped by now. I think it was only bleeding this past five minutes because I clipped off the hanging part of skin/cuticle. Though I bet a bleeding-to-death might happen in DF.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Nah, you'd be fine for years then die of an infection.

[Vertigon]

I load up Desktop Dungeons. I note that Derek Yu made this, so it should be pretty good. I make a character. I spawn next to 5 enemies. I die.

Yeah, they said 5-15 minute game, not 5-15 seconds. Piece of shit.

Meh. I survive long enough to decide game is a piece of shit. I'm gonna go play Spelunky.

[Tellemurius]

Feet hurt, slowly bleeding from a torn cuticle on my finger, and less sure than ever about whether or not I'm getting paid. I'm going to ask flat-out if/what I'm being paid(should have done that right from the start), and if not, I'm walking. I'm not getting stress fractures in my feet for charity.

Well creating a imaginary girlfriend is CREATIVE
good luck my friend.

I can point you to a few H-games just for that.

*cough* Whaaaat?

i probably know them