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[nenjin]

My mom and bro went shopping for my birthday dinner.

So they get home and one of the first things they say is "We forgot pepper. Can you go get us some?"

"Oh and get me some beer too."

"Oh and go get me a handheld propane torch so I can make the Creme Brule look pretty."

Supermarket is a zoo, traffic is blargh. I get home, open up the propane torch.....

And realize I didn't buy a canister for it.

And what does the guy at the hardware store say, after going on and on about how he "hasn't done anything all day"?

"Oh sorry, I probably should have mentioned that when you bought the torch."

When I thought I would have to make a third trip because the canister might not fit the torch, I almost blew a Christmas/Birthday gasket.

[Akura]

My mother. She has the balls to complain about the way I happen to smell, when she and the asshole she doormats herself to constantly smell of beer, cigarettes, drugs, or dogs, and it's usually a multitude of those things. I'm very tempted to throw out all the crap they gave me for Christmas. It's all clothes and a couple bottles of shampoo(of which I had plenty left already), and I know they say "It's the thought that counts", but knowing the thoughts behind their choice of gifts, I should just toss all that crap out into the snow. I already tore up and threw away the gay little card she got me.

[sonerohi]

My mom knows I don't sleep well, that I went to sleep at five A.M. last night, and that I hate the Catholic church. So of course she wakes me up at seven in the morning to sing lullabies to a magical Yiddish zombie. You know what, let me amend that, I don't hate the Church I just hate my mom for ruining an entire faith for me.

[Akura]

My mother, again. This time she comes into my room and out of nowhere asks me "What's the capital of Wyoming?" Then ridicules for not being able to pull the answer out of my ass right away like I have stuffed there at the ready for just this kind of situation.

[Zrk2]

It is Nowheresville, Whogivesashit County.

[Heliman]

Re: Things that made you RRAAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread.

[Zrk2]

1. Apply axe
2.
3. Profit!

[ToonyMan]

1. Apply axe
2.
3. Profit!

You'd have to buy the axe first!  D:

[Zrk2]

No! Everyone has axe!

[Aklyon]

No! Everyone has axe!

axe doesn't smell that good.

[Zrk2]

Axe is can has by everyone!

[Urist is dead tome]

I'm tired of people around here trying to get things personal on threads.

Claiming that any group of people should be shot is simply unacceptable.

[Heliman]

Urist should be sh- oh wait he's already dead.

[Zrk2]

Urstisetcetc just basically sigged me! Yes! (That's twice now)

[Luke_Prowler]

So playing the Starcraft campaign (that's 1, not two). Fighting Terran? no prob. Zerg? without a sweat. But AAAAAGH! F***ING PROTOSS!! It seem like every time you fight them in the Zerg and Protoss campaign you're under prepared. I got arbiters screwing up my attacks and it seems like I get rushed every five minutes! I wish I could fight them as Terran so I can siege tank their ass!