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[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

WORST FUCKING TRACKPAD IN THE UNIVERSE

[ggamer]

Summer:"Wahh, it's so hot..." Well yea, it's Florida.  That's kind of expected.

Winter:"Wahh it's so cold." it gets down to like 40F. And the weathermen absolutely freak the maybe two times a year it gets below 32F at midnight.  You want real cold?  Leave the subtropical zone.

Go up to Georgia.

around 20 degrees in the winter, and somewhere around SATAN* for summer.

^{*SATAN degrees = upwards of 100 degrees}

[Leatra]

My father called me and after his "it's so hot here" stuff he said "if I say it's too cold in the Winter, kill me"
I bet he will say "if I say it's too hot in Summer, kill me" in Winter.

Anyway, this isn't a topic about the weather

[SalmonGod]

Go up to Georgia.

around 20 degrees in the winter, and somewhere around SATAN* for summer.

^{*SATAN degrees = upwards of 100 degrees}

I've motorcycled through Georgia in late July before.  It was hell.  I couldn't breath inside my helmet, because the air was so thick and hot.  Lifting my visor allowed me to breath, but also felt like sticking my face in a furnace.  Somehow exposing myself to direct airflow made me hotter.  It was physics-defying heat.  Couldn't win.  That was the toughest test of endurance I've ever passed as a biker.

[ggamer]

Go up to Georgia.

around 20 degrees in the winter, and somewhere around SATAN* for summer.

^{*SATAN degrees = upwards of 100 degrees}

I've motorcycled through Georgia in late July before.  It was hell.  I couldn't breath inside my helmet, because the air was so thick and hot.  Lifting my visor allowed me to breath, but also felt like sticking my face in a furnace.  Somehow exposing myself to direct airflow made me hotter.  It was physics-defying heat.  Couldn't win.  That was the toughest test of endurance I've ever passed as a biker.

Silly SalmonGod, the laws of thermodynamics hold no sway over the deep south.

[Aklyon]

Go up to Georgia.

around 20 degrees in the winter, and somewhere around SATAN* for summer.

^{*SATAN degrees = upwards of 100 degrees}

I've motorcycled through Georgia in late July before.  It was hell.  I couldn't breath inside my helmet, because the air was so thick and hot.  Lifting my visor allowed me to breath, but also felt like sticking my face in a furnace.  Somehow exposing myself to direct airflow made me hotter.  It was physics-defying heat.  Couldn't win.  That was the toughest test of endurance I've ever passed as a biker.

Silly SalmonGod, the laws of thermodynamics hold no sway over the deep south.

They are swayed by the laws of hurricane-attractiveness and the sun instead.

[Angel Of Death]

Attempting to create a game in Python with NEARLY NO experience in programming. GAAAAAAAAAAAH! FRUSTRATION BAD! FRUSTRATION BAAAAAAD!

Maybe I should look for a Python tutorial.

[Scaraban]

Fuck you Hammerfight sandworms. FUCK YOU

[Darvi]

Fuck you everything. I want to kill you so badly.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Fuck you stupid Amazon seller who decided to refuse my card for some reason, then be perfectly OK with the SAME CARD.
Now my order won't arrive until the end of next week rather than today. Been dispatching for 3 days anyway. I WANT MY PRETENTIOUS ART-POP NOW.

[Stone Wera]

A very shrewd businesswoman made me buy a pack of straws before letting me use the bathroom. She'd placed the price sticker on upside down to fool customers into thinking it was a sixty eight cent item when it was actually an eighty nine cent item. I didn't notice that the box had been opened and resealed with tape until after leaving the store, so it's possible that she'd taken some for herself, maybe collecting excess straws and repackaging them. I had been coerced into purchasing less than I had been lead to believe for more than I had been lead to believe just so I could take a piss at a filthy convenience store restroom.

[olemars]

Maybe she just strongly believes in recycling and doesn't want to throw slightly used but still perfectly usable straws in the waste bin.

[Blargityblarg]

Perhaps she thinks that if she confuses enough with the packaging of the straws, you won't realise how perfect a tool a straw is for harvesting her sweet, sweet eye jelly.

[Aklyon]

Fuck you Hammerfight sandworms. FUCK YOU

Smash them in the face with one good blow, maybe two, even with the crap stone mace, and they will die. its the sophits and exploding bees you want to worry about!

[MaximumZero]

A very shrewd businesswoman made me buy a pack of straws before letting me use the bathroom. She'd placed the price sticker on upside down to fool customers into thinking it was a sixty eight cent item when it was actually an eighty nine cent item. I didn't notice that the box had been opened and resealed with tape until after leaving the store, so it's possible that she'd taken some for herself, maybe collecting excess straws and repackaging them. I had been coerced into purchasing less than I had been lead to believe for more than I had been lead to believe just so I could take a piss at a filthy convenience store restroom.

Next time, just threaten to pee on the floor. That usually works.