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[Karnewarrior]

You can always reply to any claim like that with, "I am not!" Sure, you'll get awkward looks, but hey, at least you'll get the awkward silence that comes with it. I actually did that today at work.

Worker: "Women are such bimbos sometimes!"
Me: *bass voice+metal growl* "I am not!*
Worker:  *walks away and says nothing else for the rest of my shift*

That is... Genius. I need to try that sometime.

pfft. I do that online when people make homophobic slurs or something. I'm not gay, nor do I plan on being gay, but a lot of people seem to have issues standing up for themselves, especially in minorities like that, so I take the brunt of the force since I know I can A) shrug it off or B) rebound it into something that makes them look even stupider. Which is pretty easy considering my general intellect and their general lack of such.

Derptard: U FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Yeah, I am. Glad you managed to notice, your sleuthing skills are unparralleled.
Derptard: ...
Me: (lololol)

I'm not very popular on MMOs.

[MaximumZero]

You can always reply to any claim like that with, "I am not!" Sure, you'll get awkward looks, but hey, at least you'll get the awkward silence that comes with it. I actually did that today at work.

Worker: "Women are such bimbos sometimes!"
Me: *bass voice+metal growl* "I am not!*
Worker:  *walks away and says nothing else for the rest of my shift*

That is... Genius. I need to try that sometime.

pfft. I do that online when people make homophobic slurs or something. I'm not gay, nor do I plan on being gay, but a lot of people seem to have issues standing up for themselves, especially in minorities like that, so I take the brunt of the force since I know I can A) shrug it off or B) rebound it into something that makes them look even stupider. Which is pretty easy considering my general intellect and their general lack of such.

Derptard: U FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Yeah, I am. Glad you managed to notice, your sleuthing skills are unparralleled.
Derptard: ...
Me: (lololol)

I'm not very popular on MMOs.

I always respond to homophobic slurs with: "Was that what you were dreaming last night? Is that why that's on your mind?" Flustered sputtering ensues. ^_____^

[Akura]

I'll join in the burning bandwagon and say it's fucking hot. Over 100°F today. And my sunglasses broke earlier this morning. Should be easy enough to fix, if somebody has some freaking superglue.

You can always reply to any claim like that with, "I am not!" Sure, you'll get awkward looks, but hey, at least you'll get the awkward silence that comes with it. I actually did that today at work.

Worker: "Women are such bimbos sometimes!"
Me: *bass voice+metal growl* "I am not!*
Worker:  *walks away and says nothing else for the rest of my shift*

That is... Genius. I need to try that sometime.

pfft. I do that online when people make homophobic slurs or something. I'm not gay, nor do I plan on being gay, but a lot of people seem to have issues standing up for themselves, especially in minorities like that, so I take the brunt of the force since I know I can A) shrug it off or B) rebound it into something that makes them look even stupider. Which is pretty easy considering my general intellect and their general lack of such.

Derptard: U FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Yeah, I am. Glad you managed to notice, your sleuthing skills are unparralleled.
Derptard: ...
Me: (lololol)

I'm not very popular on MMOs.

Sadly, that particular thing would almost 100% guarantee me getting fired. My boss is a slightly insane, sexist, homophobic, mostly-conservative Christian, after all.

[MaximumZero]

I'll join in the burning bandwagon and say it's fucking hot. Over 100°F today. And my sunglasses broke earlier this morning. Should be easy enough to fix, if somebody has some freaking superglue.

You can always reply to any claim like that with, "I am not!" Sure, you'll get awkward looks, but hey, at least you'll get the awkward silence that comes with it. I actually did that today at work.

Worker: "Women are such bimbos sometimes!"
Me: *bass voice+metal growl* "I am not!*
Worker:  *walks away and says nothing else for the rest of my shift*

That is... Genius. I need to try that sometime.

pfft. I do that online when people make homophobic slurs or something. I'm not gay, nor do I plan on being gay, but a lot of people seem to have issues standing up for themselves, especially in minorities like that, so I take the brunt of the force since I know I can A) shrug it off or B) rebound it into something that makes them look even stupider. Which is pretty easy considering my general intellect and their general lack of such.

Derptard: U FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Yeah, I am. Glad you managed to notice, your sleuthing skills are unparralleled.
Derptard: ...
Me: (lololol)

I'm not very popular on MMOs.

Sadly, that particular thing would almost 100% guarantee me getting fired. My boss is a slightly insane, sexist, homophobic, mostly-conservative Christian, after all.

I'm telling you, dude. Pick up a tape recorder somewhere and get everyone fired and/or thrown in jail. Everyone.

[Ultimuh]

I'll join in the burning bandwagon and say it's fucking hot. Over 100°F today. And my sunglasses broke earlier this morning. Should be easy enough to fix, if somebody has some freaking superglue.

You can always reply to any claim like that with, "I am not!" Sure, you'll get awkward looks, but hey, at least you'll get the awkward silence that comes with it. I actually did that today at work.

Worker: "Women are such bimbos sometimes!"
Me: *bass voice+metal growl* "I am not!*
Worker:  *walks away and says nothing else for the rest of my shift*

That is... Genius. I need to try that sometime.

pfft. I do that online when people make homophobic slurs or something. I'm not gay, nor do I plan on being gay, but a lot of people seem to have issues standing up for themselves, especially in minorities like that, so I take the brunt of the force since I know I can A) shrug it off or B) rebound it into something that makes them look even stupider. Which is pretty easy considering my general intellect and their general lack of such.

Derptard: U FAGGOT LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Yeah, I am. Glad you managed to notice, your sleuthing skills are unparralleled.
Derptard: ...
Me: (lololol)

I'm not very popular on MMOs.

Sadly, that particular thing would almost 100% guarantee me getting fired. My boss is a slightly insane, sexist, homophobic, mostly-conservative Christian, after all.

Christian

Christianity is a faith cast like pearls before swine.. 

(Yes I am a Christian myself, and I feel pity for your boss for being intolerant.)

[nenjin]

My mouse. I think I raeged on it too hard one day playing BC2 (and it's 7 year old mouse.) Now when I apply too much pressure on the left click during BC2, the signal gets interrupted. Which translates to my gun not firing in those oh so important panic moments. Which leads to more raeg. Which will break my mouse more ><

It's perfectly functional for everything else, but as far as FPS go, it's broke and that's a problem. And it seems like anything that qualifies as a gaming mouse with 4 buttons or more immediately costs $40.

[Akura]

My mouse. I think I raeged on it too hard one day playing BC2 (and it's 7 year old mouse.) Now when I apply too much pressure on the left click during BC2, the signal gets interrupted. Which translates to my gun not firing in those oh so important panic moments. Which leads to more raeg. Which will break my mouse more ><

Mine is doing something annoying like that too, only its starting to rapid-click, so for example, when I try to double-click on a program, it sometimes launches multiple copies of the program. Or when I close a window, it sometimes hits whatever is under the X, running it. I think I saw a decent 5-button the 20-30 range on Newegg once a few days ago.

[Lysabild]

Terror Attack in Norway Oslo.... ;_; My dear Norway <3..

[SHAD0Wdump]

Storm raged in and knocked out our power for half the waking day. Power is back on now though instead of at 6 in the morning like my father was afraid of at least.

[blackmagechill]

I talked to my (half) sisters' grandfather yesterday, about the civil war. He's a stupid bigoted fuck,  who really needs to be dumped in the ghetto without any cash to buy the meth that he's probably using.

[Ultimuh]

I talked to my (half) sisters' grandfather yesterday, about the civil war. He's a stupid bigoted fuck,  who really needs to be dumped in the ghetto without any cash to buy the meth that he's probably using.

Spounds like a case of http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewPolitenessImASenior?from=Main.ptitleef829e6819f4.

[blackmagechill]

No, it sounds like a case of stupid racist old man who needs to fall into the course during a demolition derby.

[Euld]

Mass Effect is making me rage :/  Got ambushed by some ged (gef? geft? gith? geth, right?) and apparently half of them randomly invented ROCKET LAUNCHERS.  Sure I set the difficulty up a notch to give me a challenge, but what the heck?!  I'm not even allowed to equip rocket launchers.  Even worse, my sniper shots seem to do pretty much nothing against them...

[alway]

Mass Effect is making me rage :/  Got ambushed by some ged (gef? geft? gith? geth, right?) and apparently half of them randomly invented ROCKET LAUNCHERS.  Sure I set the difficulty up a notch to give me a challenge, but what the heck?!  I'm not even allowed to equip rocket launchers.  Even worse, my sniper shots seem to do pretty much nothing against them...

Aim for the face-light and you should be able to kill em without too much trouble. Assuming of course it works like ME2.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Mass Effect is making me rage :/  Got ambushed by some ged (gef? geft? gith? geth, right?) and apparently half of them randomly invented ROCKET LAUNCHERS.  Sure I set the difficulty up a notch to give me a challenge, but what the heck?!  I'm not even allowed to equip rocket launchers.  Even worse, my sniper shots seem to do pretty much nothing against them...

It was the Geth Juggernaut in the Noveria facility, wasn't it?