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[Baffler]

That first is pretty cut and dry, but that subreddit is an entirely different beast. It's reprehensible in all the ways it can be. I gotta admit though I got myself a hearty chuckle out of the guy who got it in his head that unprotected sex can cause microchimerism in women. I quote:

Spoiler: somewhat NSFW silliness (click to show/hide)

Sperm is alive. It is living cells. When it is injected into you it swims and attaches and burrows into your flesh. If its in your mouth it swims and climbs into your nasal passages, inner ear, and behind your eyes. Then digs in. It enters your blood stream and collects in your brain and spine. Like something out of a scifi movie.

[SealyStar]

That first is pretty cut and dry, but that subreddit is an entirely different beast. It's reprehensible in all the ways it can be. I gotta admit though I got myself a hearty chuckle out of the guy who got it in his head that unprotected sex can cause microchimerism in women. I quote:

Spoiler: somewhat NSFW silliness (click to show/hide)

Sperm is alive. It is living cells. When it is injected into you it swims and attaches and burrows into your flesh. If its in your mouth it swims and climbs into your nasal passages, inner ear, and behind your eyes. Then digs in. It enters your blood stream and collects in your brain and spine. Like something out of a scifi movie.

Bad Women's Anatomy (also slightly NSFW - not graphic, but your employers could get curious) has a lot like that.

[Bohandas]

Several things made me very angry today. Primarily:

1. There is no good place to set up my laptop on the first floor of my house. My parents will not allow me to set up a card table to rectify this situation, instead insisting that I use an extremely badly designed mini desk thingy that they bought several years ago. The weird off-center support system for this table is positioned in such a way that it is in exactly in the place where my leg would need to be in order to use it comfortably. Also, the left half of the desk is an adjustable drafting table - which is not something that I have ever in my entire life needed or wanted - and the result of this is that my computer cannot be neatly set up in the center of it because there is a big uneven, unlevel, gap near the middle of the table. I would seriously love to get a sledgehammer someday and just smash this desk into a twisted mangled wreck

2. I cannot find a free translation of Don Quixote that doesn't contain travesties like :

To which Samson replied, "The difference between the two sorts of madmen is, that he who is so will he nil he, will be one always, while he who is so of his own accord can leave off being one whenever he likes."

The translator here has not only used an almost unrecognizable archaic spelling of the phrase "willy nilly" which (as far as I can tell) was obsolete before the time of Cervantes, but he has also used an equally archaic and obsolete sense of the term.

[UXLZ]

That first is pretty cut and dry, but that subreddit is an entirely different beast. It's reprehensible in all the ways it can be. I gotta admit though I got myself a hearty chuckle out of the guy who got it in his head that unprotected sex can cause microchimerism in women. I quote:

Spoiler: somewhat NSFW silliness (click to show/hide)

Sperm is alive. It is living cells. When it is injected into you it swims and attaches and burrows into your flesh. If its in your mouth it swims and climbs into your nasal passages, inner ear, and behind your eyes. Then digs in. It enters your blood stream and collects in your brain and spine. Like something out of a scifi movie.

Ahahahah, that is nuts. Does someone actually, truly, non-ironically believe that? xD
This guy seems to be one of those people whom one is surprised do not forget to breathe.

[Akura]

My stepdad is trying to push me into getting baptized. He went as far as to suggest that everything that happened in my mom and dad's relationship was my fault for being the only child to not be baptized.

I stayed silent because I honestly have absolutely no idea how to possibly respond to that.

[Arx]

Your stepdad is an idiot. I'm sure that's been mentioned before, but it bears repeating.

[UXLZ]

I... Jus... Whah?

[Aseaheru]

Out of curiosity, what religion?

Or more than one?

[Arx]

As far as I know Christianity's the only religion with baptism.

[Aseaheru]

I think that there may be another, but what I was really meaning was what sect.

[UXLZ]

GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, just had to get that out of the system. Some people just make me want to punch myself in the face.

God I hate organised religion. I feel like they're always trying to brainwash people. The scariest thing is when they succeed. (Sorry to you guys who are a part of one. I'm not saying everyone in an organised religion is like that, and they can be a great force for good in this world, but so often, so often... Not...)

Hmm, and usually I'm such a composed person. It's unfortunate.

[Aseaheru]

Its really fun when they sorta contradict themselves in their name!

[Aseaheru]

Apologies for dual posting here, but when fucking idiots go and join the stream with the name of the game TWICE in the title, people saying its name every three second in the chat and still go and ask "hey, what game is this?" make me want to kill something.

[Tawa]

Modify button, Asea.

[Descan]

Apologies for dual posting here, but when fucking idiots go and join the stream with the name of the game TWICE in the title, people saying its name every three second in the chat and still go and ask "hey, what game is this?" make me want to kill something.

Were I a streamer or LPer, I'd pretty much permanently ban anyone who asked stupid questions like that.

Annoys the fuck out of me. If you're not going to read the title OR THE CHAT, why would anyone answer you IN THE CHAT?