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[scrdest]

After a brief relapse into normality, The Saga Of PayPal continues:

I can't access two-thirds of my monthly allowance except for electronic payments, because I cannot add my bank account to PayPal.

I cannot add my bank account to PayPal because of 'security reasons' preventing the same account being used by two PP accounts. It's used by two accounts because the other one is my old account.

I can't delete it from the old account because it's restricted-access because they found out and took issue I was underaged while opening it. And they explicitly told me the issue would be fixed if I just reopened the account.


Guys, I know you love your secret cloning projects, but putting Franz Kafka in charge of accounts security - not a good idea.

[Helgoland]

Go to a shelter or something.

That's a very valid suggestion actually, if no other options are availible.

[nenjin]

Total up all the money you spend on them in a month, give me 1/3rd and I'll come down there and get you some peace and quiet. I'd have gone postal on some people long before this.

On a less legally questionable note....what about a Kickstarter, to bribe those fucking dead beats to get out of his house? Just a flat cash payment, payable when they are walking out the door. And as they're leaving you can say "[this number of backers] hated you people enough they gave money to get you out of my life."

"Why don't we just hold a Kickstarter to give mastahcheese the money?" Because then they'd just leech it from it anyways, and he'd still be where he started.

[TamerVirus]

Surprised that you haven't opened up a window and shouted 'IM MAD ASS HELL AND IM NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE"

Or throw a lamp

[Gentlefish]

Surprised that you haven't opened up a window and shouted 'ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!"

Or throw a lamp

ftfy

[Spehss _]

Surprised that you haven't opened up a window and shouted 'HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD"

Or throw a lamp

ftfy

ftfy

[Tawa]

I still don't know what Head-On was supposed to do and consider everybody who sent them cease-and-desists or what have you heroes.

[AlleeCat]

Headache relief IIRC

[Vorthon]

Surprised that you haven't opened up a window and shouted 'IM MAD ASS HELL AND IM NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE"

Or throw a lamp

'mad ass hell'

Pffft.

[Gentlefish]

wtf how did I miss "mad ass-hell".

[AlleeCat]

I don't remember where it was, but I saw a forum game on another forum a few years ago where somebody said something about a big ass fleet of ships, so the OP took it to mean a big fleet of ships, shaped like an ass. A big ass-fleet.

[Spehss _]

Surprised that you haven't opened up a window and shouted 'IM MAD ASS HELL AND IM NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE"

Or throw a lamp

'mad ass hell'

Pffft.

that's how he enunciates it.

[Tawa]

I don't remember where it was, but I saw a forum game on another forum a few years ago where somebody said something about a big ass fleet of ships, so the OP took it to mean a big fleet of ships, shaped like an ass. A big ass-fleet.

[Spehss _]

That's a comical ass-comic.

[penguinofhonor]

That's a comical ass comic-.

it doesn't work