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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

You should take bets for it.
I'm going to place in a bet for 'General Misconduct' at a 2/1 rate thank you.

[FearfulJesuit]

If you don't need her for a reference, and it sounds like you won't want her for one, I would just walk off during a particularly busy night and leave a note.

[LordBaal]

Dishwasher.
I'm not going to quit, I'm going to stay until she imagines up some reason to fire me.

Careful with that. When trying to get a new job it doesn't look good that you got arbitrarily fired from the last one, unless you are not planning to put this on your resume, which would be fine then to sought after the higher payment of being fired over quitting.

Now you may not think that washing dishes might be something to put on a resume. But trust me, every bit counts and tells a more complete picture of yourself. If someone were to read mine it would say that I'm not above sweeping floors and washing bathrooms but also not bellow administrating enterprise networks. I like to think (and some people have told me I'm right) that jobs like that reflect a working and humble character on a professional resume, something that depending on the evaluator might give you some extra points.

[nenjin]

An hour drive turned into a 2 hour drive, because Massachusetts doesn't understand how fucking interstates and highway are supposed to work, and they're shit cramming tons of drivers into tiny, inadequate turn pikes. Took forty goddamn minutes just to skirt the edge of Concord. They have stop lights and roundabouts on their freeways. WTF! The entire reason for the traffic jams was three stoplights that served like 5 cars going the other direction. Meanwhile traffic backed up 10 miles on, you know, the route hundreds of people are traveling on per minute. It's called an on ramp, you morons.

Glad I rightly decided to leave 4 hours before my flight. Amazed I didn't rear end anyone on bumper to bumper traffic after only 4 hours of sleep.

[Shakerag]

They have stop lights and roundabouts on their freeways. WTF!

...  what.

Well, that cinches it; not going to Massachusetts. 

Living in Illinois I get frustrated enough with Mile After Magnificent Mile Of Road Construction blocking up all the traffic.   

[Frumple]

... mammorc? Illinois roads are the orc's tits?

[IronTomato]

An hour drive turned into a 2 hour drive, because Massachusetts doesn't understand how fucking interstates and highway are supposed to work, and they're shit cramming tons of drivers into tiny, inadequate turn pikes. Took forty goddamn minutes just to skirt the edge of Concord. They have stop lights and roundabouts on their freeways. WTF! The entire reason for the traffic jams was three stoplights that served like 5 cars going the other direction. Meanwhile traffic backed up 10 miles on, you know, the route hundreds of people are traveling on per minute. It's called an on ramp, you morons.

Glad I rightly decided to leave 4 hours before my flight. Amazed I didn't rear end anyone on bumper to bumper traffic after only 4 hours of sleep.

That seems pretty accurate, judging by my time in Boston.

[smjjames]

... mammorc? Illinois roads are the orc's tits?

Lol, this is so going in the funny thread.

[nenjin]

I'll say this about their roads though: smooth as a baby's ass for the most part. They really put ther toll funds to good use (unlike Illinois which, as previously noted, is 90% under construction most of the year, forever and always.) Being from a state with no toll roads, I thought most roads in US were grooved,undulating rivers of discomfort.

[rabidgam3r]

My brother is 24. His girlfriend is 18. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's pregnant. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND she's being a huge bitch about it. Immediately quit her job the moment she knew, leaving just three people working shitty jobs with shitty taxes to support a family of 7 in a house that's insulated with well-wishes and spit during Autumn/extended winter. She just sits around and watches Netflix, eating up the internet that this family is working overtime, every day, every week, just to get. And it shows no signs of stopping...

[Graknorke]

My brother is 24. His girlfriend is 18. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's pregnant. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND she's being a huge bitch about it. Immediately quit her job the moment she knew, leaving just three people working shitty jobs with shitty taxes to support a family of 7 in a house that's insulated with well-wishes and spit during Autumn/extended winter. She just sits around and watches Netflix, eating up the internet that this family is working overtime, every day, every week, just to get. And it shows no signs of stopping...

So she quit before maternity leave became valid? That's a pretty awful idea.

[Akura]

Dishwasher.
I'm not going to quit, I'm going to stay until she imagines up some reason to fire me.

Careful with that. When trying to get a new job it doesn't look good that you got arbitrarily fired from the last one, unless you are not planning to put this on your resume, which would be fine then to sought after the higher payment of being fired over quitting.

At the very least, I'm waiting to get my paycheck tomorrow to see if I can still pay rent on my reduced hours.

[rabidgam3r]

My brother is 24. His girlfriend is 18. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's pregnant. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND she's being a huge bitch about it. Immediately quit her job the moment she knew, leaving just three people working shitty jobs with shitty taxes to support a family of 7 in a house that's insulated with well-wishes and spit during Autumn/extended winter. She just sits around and watches Netflix, eating up the internet that this family is working overtime, every day, every week, just to get. And it shows no signs of stopping...

So she quit before maternity leave became valid? That's a pretty awful idea.

And she doesn't even look pregnant and she's sitting on her ass doing nothing but being a huge load and complaining for example, once my brother went into my mum's room while my mum was sick with a cold. Immediately, "Don't go near her, she's sick, you'll get me sick!". I'm sick (no pun intended) and tired of her.

[LordSlowpoke]

sounds like it's time to throw somebody down a flight of stairs

it's for the kid's own good

[Graknorke]

sounds like it's time to throw somebody down a flight of stairs

it's for the kid's own good

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