Dear Shipping/Recieving crew at Amityville Pepsi Distribution Center,
You. Suck.
While I know I should not be looking a gift horse(or in this case, gift soda) in the mouth, your terrible handling of the six skids of soda you have donated has caused four of them to topple over during transit from the protective shrink wrap(a single wrap-around of it too, great job) ripping apart during the turn, not to mention the skids you used were smaller than what you put on them. I should also note that the the two that didn't collapse came dangerously close to doing so, and in fact almost did when we took them off the truck. With all the soda bottles being damaged(God, I should mention, has a sense of irony. The soda that was donated is a brand called Crush!), the truck now reeks of artificial strawberry flavor, and all the liquid that spilled onto the wooden floor of the truck is highly likely to cultivate mildew or mold, a wonderful thing to occur in a truck that transport food on a daily basis. Additionally, cleaning up the mess required me to stay late at work, and if I didn't leave when I did, I would has risked missing the bus home. This has been a long, tiring week for me, and I was already sick of taking shit from my coworkers for no reason today, so I should thank you for extending the torment as long as you did.
Signed,
The guy currently giving you the finger.
And that wasn't the worst of my day. I still pretty pissed at the things my boss said this morning, such as you have to be a "true Christian" or you're completely fucked, and that "the lines are being drawn". I don't have a problem with religion itself, or even most of the Christian doctrine. What I have a problem with are people who try to force it all down your throat, mostly because it's an extremely short step from pushing religion on someone and putting a gun to their heads to convert them(and he has said he would force people if he could). The world is not that black and white, and if it is to you, then it's because you're colorblind. I hear all the time about people who get "saved", and how thier "eyes have been opened", when in actuality, they've only closed them further. I'd bet that if it wasn't that particular kind of Christian wasn't a pushy bigot without the slightest bit of respect for other peoples' perspectives and points of view, Christianity as a whole would not be as hated by other people.
EDIT: Now my mom seems to have a stick up her ass because I made it clear to her that I'm too tired to do a load of laundry right this fucking second so I have a clean pair of pants for my sister's graduation ceremony tomorrow. I also remember my asshole stepdad's threat to skip town right after it.