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[Xantalos]

^{ssshhhhhh it's secret
You dint want to disturb THEM}

[KingofstarrySkies]

We speak not of what lies under the ice.

I must go on my pilgrimage, to awaken and defeat one of the beasts, and claim victory over the heart of the ice-demon!

FOR GLORY, I SHALL MARCH!

[mastahcheese]

...It's a Wendigoo, isn't it?

*Administers first aid to Reverie*

[Aseaheru]

Nope. It involves the Gaelic Blacks.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Basically, during the revolution Britain decided to free any slave who would join them, a bunch did. When the war was over they went to Nova Scotia, where most died and some learned Gaelic, and then where all shipped to Africa.

[hops]

So a wendigoo.

[Frumple]

Wendigoose. Wendimoose? Wendigoosemoose. Wendiduckduckgoose. Wendy in the sky with diamond moose. And the beat goes on.

[scrdest]

Fucking PayPal, fucking EU, fucking moving twice in the last five years making each of my documents have a different address on it.

Since my dad is sending me money so that I can college freely, also because my dad is awesome, I'm clearly a clear and present threat to Democracy, Goodness and mom's... well, it's EU, so I guess mom's omelette du fromage as a money launderer.

So I went through the hoops to scan and send them my ID and passport, but because of the way the dumb system works, it didn't register as me sending in an address confirmation, despite it clearly saying that you can use an ID for that if you have another identity-confirming document, so in thanks for me bothering, THEY WENT AND RESTRICTED IT FURTHER, BECAUSE REASONS.

What the fuck?

[Tawa]

So, my computer's effing pathetic video card CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH of LoZ: MM's graphics.

Stupid multi-layer rendering.

[Arx]

So, my computer's effing pathetic video card CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH of LoZ: MM's graphics.

Stupid multi-layer rendering.

Put it this way: at least you have a graphics card. Some of us just have devices designed for the re-cooking of highly processed wheat or other grain derivatives.

[Tawa]

O... kaaaay...

You're saying you post on the internet through a microwave?

[LordSlowpoke]

m8 i'm posting from a phone

and i mean a stationary one

shit's got android installed i'm looking at the screen through a fucking magnifying glass and typing like it's a 00s nokia but it is being done

[Arx]

O... kaaaay...

You're saying you post on the internet through a microwave?

What kind of highly processed wheat or other grain derivatives do you eat, that you're re-cooking them in a microwave? I was referring to a toaster.

And on a rage note, I got a blister on my hand and then spent most of the afternoon lashing poles together with hemp rope. The paain.

[Frumple]

Garlic bread, mostly, to that question. The good kind is large enough it won't fit in a toaster, and the oven is far too much effort. Nuke it!

[hops]

I play videogames by meditating and making a glimpse into a timeline where I possess a computer fapable of playing said game.

[Neonivek]

I play videogames by meditating and making a glimpse into a timeline where I possess a computer fapable of playing said game.

Hmm... I swear that is a proper word... but I am too scared to check.