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[Descan]

I'm still reminded of that dream where God got knocked out by a dream girl of mine, calling Him out for His asshole behavior as of late (and a good deal of my life), over-reacted, and nearly shit Himself when smiting/attempting to delete her out of existence and memory didn't work on them (as if He was up against something equally, or more powerful than Him.). My guardian angel (St. Micheal) was in agreement with her actions, saying He deserved it so many times over, he wished he could've done it himself (since like Book of Job times; so, not just for my sake.), but for obvious reasons, was not able to. It made me feel vindicated/avenged for the shit I've had to put up with for so long.

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[Worldmaster27]

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"Screw you guys"

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[Loud Whispers]

I'm still reminded of that dream where God got knocked out by a dream girl of mine, calling Him out for His asshole behavior as of late (and a good deal of my life), over-reacted, and nearly shit Himself when smiting/attempting to delete her out of existence and memory didn't work on them (as if He was up against something equally, or more powerful than Him.). My guardian angel (St. Micheal) was in agreement with her actions, saying He deserved it so many times over, he wished he could've done it himself (since like Book of Job times; so, not just for my sake.), but for obvious reasons, was not able to. It made me feel vindicated/avenged for the shit I've had to put up with for so long.

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[Orange Wizard]

Error reports will be handled by our trained sheep customer service personnel, and promptly deleted filed for future reference.

[IronTomato]

It makes me legitimately sad that my brother acts like I'm being difficult, making shit up to save my own ass, and saying stupid shit like "I'm not even gonna try to talk to you" just because I am attempting to reserve my right to not play Far Cry 3 coop with him.

"AY BUBBY, WANNA PLAY FARCRY 3?"

NO. I DON'T. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT'S A SHITTY GAME, IT'S BASICALLY A COMBO OF SPLINTER CELL AND ASSASSIN'S CREED, AND OH LOOK I WONDER WHY THAT IS, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THE SAME COMPANY MADE ALL OF THEM, AND I'VE ALREADY PLAYED SPLINTER CELL AND BEEN TALKED INTO PLAYING ASS CREDENTIALS SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO WATCH ME PLAY AND REFUSE TO REALIZE THAT YOU'RE WASTING MY FUCKING TIME INSTEAD OF FINDING SOMETHING TO DO ON YOUR OWN, LIKE BRATTY TODDLER.

*looks at me playing Megaman X Collection* "You'd rather play this?"

YOU SHITFACE, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO QUESTION WHAT I WANT WHEN I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST WEEK THAT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME RIGHT NOW? YOU'D THINK THAT SOMEONE WOULD REALIZE THEY'RE NOT GETTING A YES WHEN IT SLOWLY SHIFTS FROM "Maybe later" TO. "I changed my mind" AND THEN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, "No".

I WAS GOING TO TELL THE REST OF THE STORY BUT I HAVE A MASSIVE HEADACHE AND I FEEL WINDED FROM FUMING SO MUCH.

MAXIMUMZERO, HOW HARD TO YOU HAVE TO PERFORM A JUDO TECHNIQUE ON SOMEONE BEFORE BONES CAN BE BROKEN?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

First up, that must be really annoying because of someone consistently bugging you when almost every time the answer has basically been a no.
But second up, What did you say bout my far cry 3?

[ggamer]

bruh, you talk shit bout far cry 3 again and i'll be asking MZ how best to break bones

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I want this to become a cold war of empty threats based around MZ's apparent judo ability

[My Name is Immaterial]

bruh, you talk shit bout far cry 3 again and i'll be asking MZ how best to break bones

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I want this to become a cold war of empty threats based around MZ's apparent judo ability

Flame wars are bad.

[Loud Whispers]

I want someone to ask MZ how to break their own bones so they can transcend their skeleton prison and become a mansquid.

[ggamer]

My Name apparently cannot detect sarcasm, nor can he detect the spoiler quotes

I want someone to ask MZ how to break their own bones so they can transcend their skeleton prison and become a mansquid.

The question we need to ask here is what is the best way to exterminate the spooky scary skeleton within all of us, whether through judicious use of MZ or judicious use of blunt objects like hammers and really heavy milk cartons.

#mansquids4lyfe

[Loud Whispers]

Unleash your mansquid

[Urist Imiknorris]

Release the Kraken?

[Orange Wizard]

MZ confirmed for tentacle monster.

[Flying Dice]

Seriously though, don't let the asshat jade you on FC3.

[My Name is Immaterial]

My Name apparently cannot detect sarcasm, nor can he detect the spoiler quotes

I was in fact responding to the spoiler quote. It's been a long day.

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And I also think it's rather pretentious to assume that your sarcasm is self evident. That's just me.