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[BFEL]

GOD DAMN FUCKING LIMITLESS CLOAKED SNIPER BITCHES RIGHT WHERE I NEED TO BE. FUCK NEW EDEN, DIVINE CYBERMANCY, FUCK THAT SHITTY TOWN AND FUCK THE INFINITE CLOAKED SNIPERS THAT RAPIDLY SPAWN IN IT.

[Lightningfalcon]

Using Excel to make graphs for a lab I did in Chemistry.  I make several graphs, copying them over to microsoft word as I go.  I finish, and go to review my paper.  All my graphs are the exact same, as it is apparently some feature that graphs you copy should auto-update.  Why is this a default feature. Just why. 

[nenjin]

FUCK! Another large-enough spider fucking barely being seen by me as it scitters under my bed. Are they having a fucking convention under there?!

This one thought he'd be clever by clinging to the back of my duffel bag as I pulled it out from under the bed. I didn't actually see him the first time until I caught him in profile. Motherfucker. If you'd been faster you might have gotten to live a little longer.

But there goes another night's sanity. *sigh* The spiders are bad, but what's worse is the fucking paranoia it instills in me. Especially when I catch them in my room going across the floor, and I'm thinking, where did they fucking crawl from that I only noticed them, then? This things are not small enough to escape notice when they move around...so where the FUCK are they coming from, that I only see them at the last possible second.

Goddamnit, of all the time I could get blown off by a business for appointments, why'd it have to be now, with Orikin, the supposed fucking professionals? I NEED EXTERMINATUS NOW.

I can pretty much point to the night I started being afraid of spiders. I had a dream I was walking through my house at the time, and it was covered, every square inch, in spider webs. The thick kind you only see in movie studio sets. And yet not a spider to be seen. And I remember wondering what kind of fucking monster it'd take to do that to my house. From then on, I've always hated them. Shit, I've been stung by a scorpion I found in my pants, and I still don't find scorpions as scary or as fundamentally wrong as spiders. And scorpions are basically just spiders with fucking tails!

[Frumple]

On the bright side, N, I think you've learned the lesson not to hire orkin anymore. Evidentially whatever branch they're operating in your area kinda' suck.

[nenjin]

Clearly. And I called the first guy who called me today and got no response.

[RedKing]

But they just want to give lots of Hugs x4!

[ggamer]

Son of a bitch man I love classic philosophy and everything but fuck the Sympsium

Shit's so boring makes me wanna cry and also destroy a book

[Frumple]

Read it out loud, in a funny accent, while dancing a jig. Maybe do a little improv based on whatever the topic at the moment is.

It. It helps.

[BFEL]

Read it out loud, in a funny accent, while dancing a jig. Maybe do a little improve based on whatever the topic at the moment is.

It. It helps.

YOU BARELY EVEN FEEL THE SOUL CRUSHING DESPAIR ANYMORE!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Read it out loud, in a funny accent, while dancing a jig. Maybe do a little improve based on whatever the topic at the moment is.

It. It helps.

YOU BARELY EVEN FEEL THE SOUL CRUSHING DESPAIR ANYMORE!

You mean "YE BEARLIE FEEL ANY O' THAT SOUL CRUSHING DESPAR NO MOR!"

[LordSlowpoke]

Spoiler: youtube did a thing (click to show/hide)

fyi these pieces of absolute horsedick have decided that instead of shoving their videos into your throat every step of the way, they're going to make them fucking autoplay and leave autoplay on by default

can we start a fundraiser for someone to create a site using the youtube api to essentially be youtube without the piece of shit youtube interface

i can pitch in a hundred bucks myself

[Bauglir]

Alright, 100 down, eleventy thousand to go. Sadly, my micronation seed funds are otherwise tied up at the moment >________>

[Orange Wizard]

* II checks his wallet

Can we find a developer willing to make this thing for one hundred dollars and sixty-five cents?

[Tawa]

* Tawarochir beats the shit out of YouTube, shoots it thrice, pushes it into mud, rips its head off, puts a drop of Germ-X in its eye, kicks it in the [gender neutral genitals], causing it to fall off the Leaning Tower of Pisa, causing said tower to fall on it, and shoots it again for good measure

* Tawarochir later pushes YouTube down a flight of stairs on a skateboard, throws a ceramic plate in its face, shoots it four more times, pushes it off a tree, hits it with a hammer and steals its socks, and shoots it again

* Later, Tawarochir breaks YouTube's head off with a jack-in-the-box, rips its heart out, brutally smashes it with a car, throws a gallon of 4% milk at it, pushes it off a seven-story ladder, sends it on a rocket to the sun, uses an assault rifle on it for a good twenty seconds, staples its hand, and jams its eye through a microscope

* Finally, YouTube is buried alive

feelings adequately displayed

NewTube fundraising funds: $0.00

end transmission

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Today just gets to me, for some reason. Hard to direct my anger when it doesn't have a real target to begin with.