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[TamerVirus]

*nods sombrero*

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke upends candle holder

[Loud Whispers]

* Loud Whispers tilts beret.

[TD1]

* Th4DwArfY1 tips his fez

[LordSlowpoke]

the fuck's a fex

[miauw62]

* miauw62 kantelt deukhoed

suck it, dutchling

[Lyeos]

* Lyeos tips LSP.

Someone drank my root beer.
Someone drank my root beer.
Someone drank eight fucking cans of my root beer. 

[Worldmaster27]

All at once? I'd congratulate them for such a feat.

Then take all of their preferred beverage.

[Tawa]

* Tawarochir tips his homemade official Pokémon League hat

And now I'm thirsty for root beer.

[Alev]

* Alev rotates watchcap

I want root beer as well, now.

[Akura]

I found two decks of mildly adult-themed playing cards of mine in a drawer in the kitchen. While I hadn't even known they were missing until just then, it means that my stepdad actually has gone into my room and stolen stuff. I am very pissed off about this.

Someone drank my root beer.
Someone drank my root beer.
Someone drank eight fucking cans of my root beer. 

Someone drank about half the bottle of root beer I had. The last half.

[Hanslanda]

What the hell do I care what you do? I'm not even in a church.

STOP CHANGING YOUR MIND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARGUMENT

Ah, the beauties of Atheism.

I feel the need to clarify that I am indeed an atheist, but I'm not a fedora, I hope. I only own two hats, and I know I look ridiculous in them both. Anyway, I apologize if I went above a couple of peoples' heads, and I also apologize for explaining the joke if I didn't and am therefore ruining it. That should cover all my bases, right?

I am also an atheist, and when question, I reply like this, "I am not a religious man, but I deeply respect and enjoy seeing religion when it betters people and betters their lives. I have just seen a LOT of the opposite side of that, people abusing religion to enrich themselves, and I don't find the idea of an omnipresent deity very believable. But I am not going to try to force that idea on others. It's their life."

I own no hats, sadly, but I did recently dye my hair black. So. There is that?

[Flying Dice]

There's a really off-color metaphor I like to use when discussing religious practices and the imposition thereof, but I get the feeling that spelling it out here might get me in a bit of trouble. I'm sure some of you probably know the one I'm referring to.

[Hanslanda]

In other news, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK. FUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Loud Whispers]

What's bad about work Hans?