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[Alev]

Why would you assume that would be traumatizing? Given her daily life that would be downright fucking THERAPUETIC. Hell just hearing about what she goes through makes me smile at the potential stabbery of her family.

Ok. But wouldn't the bloodstains be hard to remove, still?

[MaximumZero]

Old people are weird like that. My grandmother used to buy me lots of books, but as far as I can remember they had to be approved by her church or something weird. She was always upset when she saw me reading something that she hadn't given to me.

How dare you try to have thoughts outside what the church deems appropriate!?

Do you deem it appropriate for me to join a Satanist cult?

What the hell do I care what you do? I'm not even in a church.

[Orange Wizard]

Old people are weird like that. My grandmother used to buy me lots of books, but as far as I can remember they had to be approved by her church or something weird. She was always upset when she saw me reading something that she hadn't given to me.

How dare you try to have thoughts outside what the church deems appropriate!?

Do you deem it appropriate for me to join a Satanist cult?

What the hell do I care what you do? I'm not even in a church.

STOP CHANGING YOUR MIND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARGUMENT

I'M GOING TO WORSHIP SATAN AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

[MaximumZero]

STOP CHANGING YOUR MIND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARGUMENT

I'M GOING TO WORSHIP SATAN AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

...'kay.

* MaximumZero goes back to what he was doing.

[Tiruin]

My dad used to complain about me reading too much, saying I'd damage my eyes and go blind.
Now he complains about me reading too little.

My grandfather complained about me getting college books because "I already have too many books" and because he apparently thinks the only book I need to read is some ?history? book that he has.
Yeah.

Old people are weird like that.

Don't generalize people like that >_>
It's rather less of the 'old people are like that! D:<' and more on what ideas or beliefs they've got that influence that kinda statement to you. Meaning less of the 'old people' stuff anyway <_<

...I wonder if you've been reading in dim light Cmega

[scriver]

My dad used to complain about me reading too much, saying I'd damage my eyes and go blind.
Now he complains about me reading too little.

Your dad complains about everything ever.

...Is there some reason you haven't murdered your family yet?
I know I would. Oh my shit would I murder the fuck out of your family.
And then I would revive them. So I could murder them some more.
I don't know what else I could possibly need if I had your family to repeatedly murder...

Dude. Show some tact. Don't talk about people's family like that. It's not your place.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I trod on my wine cooler sleeve thing and it popped all over my carpet.

now I've got to drink warm wine in a room that smells of whatever shit they put in those things

[hops]

My dad used to complain about me reading too much, saying I'd damage my eyes and go blind.
Now he complains about me reading too little.

Your dad complains about everything ever.

...Is there some reason you haven't murdered your family yet?
I know I would. Oh my shit would I murder the fuck out of your family.
And then I would revive them. So I could murder them some more.
I don't know what else I could possibly need if I had your family to repeatedly murder...

Dude. Show some tact. Don't talk about people's family like that. It's not your place.

Tact is sold separately from the Masterwork BFEL.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Old people are weird like that. My grandmother used to buy me lots of books, but as far as I can remember they had to be approved by her church or something weird. She was always upset when she saw me reading something that she hadn't given to me.

How dare you try to have thoughts outside what the church deems appropriate!?

Ah, the beauties of Atheism.

'Course, I've got plenty of friends who go to church, and the like. Whatever makes you happy, man. If I saw someone out on their lawn praising the sun, I'd nod and say, "Whatever you like, man. Enjoy!"

When it starts affecting me and others who don't want to have anything to do with the religion in question, I get pissy.

[Descan]

Google Maps The Website is saying I can get to my university today on the normal bus.

Google Maps The Phone App is saying I need to go downtown to get to my university today, the normal one is not running.

Reality decided to go with the Phone App, and forgot to tell me.

I, in my stupidity, did not think that the same bloody fucking program would be different for the same route/time, nor did I think that Google Maps would tell me it's running on a day it isn't! Hell, it's not like it doesn't know what weekend schedules is! The same trip tomorrow, it's telling me I need to go downtown! :I

* Descan is thankful he has a very helpful mother, who can drive him to the campus.

[Jopax]

Not rage, but mild annoyance.

Don't you just hate it when you hear someone coming up the stairs while you're waiting for the elevator and it arrives and you're holding the door so you don't come off as an ass. But then they just say hi and keep walking because of course they live on the first or second floor. And you look all wierd standing there holding the door for some stupid reason :I

[Tiruin]

Not rage, but mild annoyance.

Don't you just hate it when you hear someone coming up the stairs while you're waiting for the elevator and it arrives and you're holding the door so you don't come off as an ass. But then they just say hi and keep walking because of course they live on the first or second floor. And you look all wierd standing there holding the door for some stupid reason :I

...I don't hate it at all because it ain't weird O__O
One time someone just gave me a thumbs up. It wasn't interpreted as a teasing or bad way because of the sincerity in his expression. Gave me a laugh before I let the elevator door close. xD

[Graknorke]

Not rage, but mild annoyance.

Don't you just hate it when you hear someone coming up the stairs while you're waiting for the elevator and it arrives and you're holding the door so you don't come off as an ass. But then they just say hi and keep walking because of course they live on the first or second floor. And you look all wierd standing there holding the door for some stupid reason :I

Why would they be using the stairs up to the first floor if they wanted to use the lift though?

[Iceblaster]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Too my brother.

I'm mad.

Why?

Does it matter.

I'm just mad because I didn't get x or y. It's not like, oh I don't know, you're being an annoying little douche and I don't feel like yelling like you are about how I 'always' want you to be quiet. No. I don't. I just want you to stop talking every damn minute you're playing a game. I don't care about you laughing. How is that relevant? Oh. I know! Because it makes me seem more like a douche when you're yelling that to me instead of talking in a calm voice. Yelling always works, no? Parents can hear it and form their own opinions! They don't even need to hear the other side! The loudness of your voice says it all!

* Iceblaster sighs.

I hate younger brothers. I just want to punch mine.

[MaximumZero]

What the hell do I care what you do? I'm not even in a church.

STOP CHANGING YOUR MIND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARGUMENT

Ah, the beauties of Atheism.

I feel the need to clarify that I am indeed an atheist, but I'm not a fedora, I hope. I only own two hats, and I know I look ridiculous in them both. Anyway, I apologize if I went above a couple of peoples' heads, and I also apologize for explaining the joke if I didn't and am therefore ruining it. That should cover all my bases, right?