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[ChairmanPoo]

I broke my ulna when I was eleven. It hurt a lot when I did. Later on it did not hurt at all except when I moved my hand in certain ways, and then it was excruciating. The takehome lesson was to not to be a jackass with a bike.

[Yoink]

Apparently my ulna nerve was severed in that whole mess. My left hand is way less dexterous than it could be, but really it's a miracle I even regained use of it. I wish my injury had at least been from something cool like riding a bike, but I actually got shoved off a raised level of the playground.

All this talk/typing about my arm is making my hand feel weird. Eeeeh.

[Molly Renata]

So. Not only do I have to put up with the dog being obnoxious (she kept asking to go out and then coming right back in today), but my grandmother also nagged me basically nonstop all day today.

Even though I DID help with making dinner and setting the table and all that.

Augh.

[Alev]

I haven't broken a bone, despite my common extremely dangerous situations shenanigans.
Which is one of the reasons there's a story going on that I am a lich and you cannot kill me.

Huh. Guys, is kidnapping a lich a good idea? Now you people need to find and destroy the phylactery.

[Urist Imiknorris]

But Cmega's our buddy. Why would we want to destroy her phylactery?

[MaximumZero]

So. Not only do I have to put up with the dog being obnoxious (she kept asking to go out and then coming right back in today), but my grandmother also nagged me basically nonstop all day today.

Even though I DID help with making dinner and setting the table and all that.

Augh.

One more reason for me to keep on like I am now. Don't see family very often (especially extended family,) and dog animal-less forever.

[Orange Wizard]

Yeah, I've found it's pretty difficult to kill dead things.

[Frumple]

... are you kidding? It's the easiest thing in the world to kill a dead thing. It's already dead! You don't have to do anything. It comes pre-killed. Stick a fork in it and walk off. Or just walk off, no need to waste a perfectly good fork.

[Orange Wizard]

It's not like cooking a pre-cooked sausage. There's nothing left to kill if it's dead. It's pre-killed? You can't kill it again, unless it becomes un-killed somehow.

[Tawa]

I haven't broken a bone, despite my common extremely dangerous situations shenanigans.
Which is one of the reasons there's a story going on that I am a lich and you cannot kill me.

Huh. Guys, is kidnapping a lich a good idea? Now you people need to find and destroy the phylactery.

Shoot, now I wanna write a DnD adventure where the heroes meet a (probably friendly) lich named something like Kamaga'a the Third.

And the quest would prominently feature the phylactery.

[Alev]

I haven't broken a bone, despite my common extremely dangerous situations shenanigans.
Which is one of the reasons there's a story going on that I am a lich and you cannot kill me.

Huh. Guys, is kidnapping a lich a good idea? Now you people need to find and destroy the phylactery.

Shoot, now I wanna write a DnD adventure where the heroes meet a (probably friendly) lich named something like Kamaga'a the Third.

And the quest would prominently feature the phylactery.

Do eet! On the Twelfth Bay!

[kaenneth]

It's not like cooking a pre-cooked sausage. There's nothing left to kill if it's dead. It's pre-killed? You can't kill it again, unless it becomes un-killed somehow.

refried beans beg to differ.

[Descan]

You know that those aren't actually beans that have been fried twice, right? That's just a translation error.

[Orange Wizard]

I haven't broken a bone, despite my common extremely dangerous situations shenanigans.
Which is one of the reasons there's a story going on that I am a lich and you cannot kill me.

Huh. Guys, is kidnapping a lich a good idea? Now you people need to find and destroy the phylactery.

Shoot, now I wanna write a DnD adventure where the heroes meet a (probably friendly) lich named something like Kamaga'a the Third.

And the quest would prominently feature the phylactery.

Do eet! On the Twelfth Bay!

DO IT.

I am pre-emptively reserving a place in the party.

[Lyeos]

Do it, Tawa! I am preemptively asserting my right to lurk.