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[PyroDesu]

Quick, someone shop Putin and the Pillsbury Doughboy

Spoiler: I sure hope I get points for trying... (click to show/hide)

_{Disclaimer: not intended as an insult to either Vladimir Putin or Poppin' Fresh.}

That is creepy. It's like you carved Putin's face into the Doughboy's, whose head is at that time made of meringue.

[Tiruin]

...It looks well blended in though.

[BlackFlyme]

Looks like I don't have work today.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry about being off. I'm actually kind of glad. But I'd prefer to be off because there isn't anything to do, not because someone else didn't show up at work today, stalling everybody and forcing several people to take the day off.

When someone near the start of the work process doesn't show up, everyone down the line gets shafted.

[Loud Whispers]

god fucking damnit i am not old enough to be nostalgic for things that were terrible but apparently i've forgotten their terribleness now and am in fact old enough to be nostalgic because forgetting the terribleness of things and wanting to return to them is what nostalgia is all about unless my definitions have been the victim of a squad of chewing gum salesmen with spades gently humming the mighty morphin power rangers theme tune again

Well, I have good news for you, depending on what you're nostalgic for.
Putin may rename Volgograd to Stalingrad again.

I can't tell which one I like more, as admittedly they're both great names.

[GiglameshDespair]

Doctor sexually abused children with cancer. 11 charges, including four of sexual assault. Christ wept, man, how evil can you get?

[TD1]

Holy hell...

[Neonivek]

Doctor sexually abused children with cancer. 11 charges, including four of sexual assault. Christ wept, man, how evil can you get?

If they also had downsyndrome or other similar conditions, that might add to the evil quotient

[ArchAIngel]

Doctor sexually abused children with cancer. 11 charges, including four of sexual assault. Christ wept, man, how evil can you get?

If they also had downsyndrome or other similar conditions, that might add to the evil quotient

All of them being orphans would be even more evil! Would that square or double the evil level?

[KingofstarrySkies]

Doctor sexually abused children with cancer. 11 charges, including four of sexual assault. Christ wept, man, how evil can you get?

If they also had downsyndrome or other similar conditions, that might add to the evil quotient

All of them being orphans would be even more evil! Would that square or double the evil level?

Square it, then TRIANGULATE IT.

[Loud Whispers]

Doctor sexually abused children with cancer. 11 charges, including four of sexual assault. Christ wept, man, how evil can you get?

If he also works for EA we've found the antichrist

[Yoink]

But isn't the Antichrist supposed to come out of hiding and start performing miracles, hyping himself up and convincing folks he's the second coming? Or something? I could be completely misremembering this, or perhaps he actually performed miracles at his practice when he wasn't busy touching kiddies. *shrug*

[Loud Whispers]

But isn't the Antichrist supposed to come out of hiding and start performing miracles, hyping himself up and convincing folks he's the second coming? Or something? I could be completely misremembering this, or perhaps he actually performed miracles at his practice when he wasn't busy touching kiddies. *shrug*

Nah, he just needs to be pure evil. This guy is almost pure evil.

[Dutchling]

Doctor sexually abused children with cancer. 11 charges, including four of sexual assault. Christ wept, man, how evil can you get?

If he also works for EA we've found the antichrist

Or even worse, if he worked for EA without being a child rapist.

Literally evil incarnate.

[Sergarr]

But isn't the Antichrist supposed to come out of hiding and start performing miracles, hyping himself up and convincing folks he's the second coming? Or something? I could be completely misremembering this, or perhaps he actually performed miracles at his practice when he wasn't busy touching kiddies. *shrug*

IIRC he's supposed to be mistaken for a real Christ, so yes.

[Loud Whispers]

Coal will run out before oil and you can drop all government funded science projects and the energy corporations would continue throwing money at scientists to find out how much further they can keep exploiting mother nature's bosom for energy and sustenance. The American budgeting problem would not be an issue if funds were used efficiently, the amount wasted is phenomenal across all fields of funding.