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[10ebbor10]

I mean, you where the only person here discussing the topic. Everyone else, including the person to whom you first responded, where considering the statements from a logical perspective.

[miauw62]

My mom comes home from work and walks into my room to say hi.
Her second words upon entering my room where "What sort of shitty music is this?" (first being hi)
If you're just going to insult my fucking music tastes you can just stay out of my room.

I'm going to have revenge. But I'm not yet sure how.

[Iceblaster]

My mom comes home from work and walks into my room to say hi.
Her second words upon entering my room where "What sort of shitty music is this?" (first being hi)
If you're just going to insult my fucking music tastes you can just stay out of my room.

I'm going to have revenge. But I'm not yet sure how.

Delete her music and replace it with yours?



If you're not feeling malicious though, I dunno

[Bauglir]

Does she have a CD player in her car?

[LordSlowpoke]

fill her glove compartment with bees and rig it to start the cd player when opened, said cd player conveniently contains a disc of nick the cage shouting bees, not the bees at ridiculous volume

for bonus points also rig it to shut the door locks

[Bauglir]

That seems mildly evil.

[LordSlowpoke]

well yes, i'm actually being reasonable and attributing punishment to degree of injury here

weird huh

[miauw62]

She doesn't have any music. (afaik)
My dad streams metal, but that's basically it.
Maybe I could make a mildly malicious program and install it to a computer she uses often.
Then make it play either chiptune or schlager. Schlager is rather evil though.

[Radio Controlled]

My mom comes home from work and walks into my room to say hi.
Her second words upon entering my room where "What sort of shitty music is this?" (first being hi)
If you're just going to insult my fucking music tastes you can just stay out of my room.

I'm going to have revenge. But I'm not yet sure how.

"What sort of shitty music is this?"

"It's 'Annoying old people, volume two: it's nice being young'. You should try i... Oh wait, nevermind."

[miauw62]

Also, I didn't note that I usually listen to chiptune.

[NAV]

My laptop got a virus and is essentially a brick until I can get it fixed. So i am typing this on a phone.

[Loud Whispers]

MOTH CATCHING SKILLS: NEXT LEVEL. MOTH CAUGHT WITH NOT MY BARE HANDS, BUT A BARE FOOT!
I FEEL A GOOD RAGE, THE RAGE FLOWS THROU-MOTHS FOR THE MOTH GOD, SCALES FOR THE SCALE THRONE

[TD1]

MOTH CATCHING SKILLS: NEXT LEVEL. MOTH CAUGHT WITH NOT MY BARE HANDS, BUT A BARE FOOT!
I FEEL A GOOD RAGE, THE RAGE FLOWS THROU-MOTHS FOR THE MOTH GOD, SCALES FOR THE SCALE THRONE

Huh? 

[ChairmanPoo]

MOTH CATCHING SKILLS: NEXT LEVEL. MOTH CAUGHT WITH NOT MY BARE HANDS, BUT A BARE FOOT!
I FEEL A GOOD RAGE, THE RAGE FLOWS THROU-MOTHS FOR THE MOTH GOD, SCALES FOR THE SCALE THRONE

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[Loud Whispers]

EVER SINCE THE ARACHNIDS' HOLODOMOR I HAVE BEEN AT CONSTANT WAR WITH MOTHS. I am winning this war, AND ONLY ALL CAPS CAN ATTEST TO MY PRIMAL SATISFACTION