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[Urist Imiknorris]

I was 0% Alex Mercer.

[Xantalos]

Huh.

I ended up Alex Mercer despite not picking any Mercer responses.

[Yoink]

Or because British people can't handle nuisances and think they know better than nature.

Well put.
The idea of exterminating creatures to make humankind more comfortable is moronic. Just look at Australia and the "shark cull" we're having.
It's fucking retarded. Even moreso than killing off wolves, although that is also incredibly stupid.

Solution: 1) Re-introduce all the naturally-occurring predators that have been wiped out by idiots over the years. 2) Remove humans from Earth. 3) Profit.

I hated PE generally.

Same here, for most of high school.
Then, one day as we were starting to play a game of indoor volleyball and I was standing there glumly as usual, I thought to myself, "You know what? I never have fun with these stupid classes. Fuck it, why not actually try to participate, for once?"
And so I did. All of a sudden I was running and dashing across the court, slamming the ball back across the net, actually trying for once, exerting myself and putting in a good effort and actually supporting my (doubtless rather surprised) teammates.

...And then I dived for the ball, split the bottom of my pants open with my fat arse and went home and cried. 

[Sirus]

No, it'd be one of those dumb "What Kind of Weapon Are You?" Internet quizzes.

....and of course, the Internet in all its prescient, dumb glory doth provide.

I'm 93% longbow. Earlier today I posted this:

Re-introduce longbows. Problem solved all around.

O_O

[hops]

I don't like PE either, I mean, the only things I enjoyed out of it were the occasional dodgeball which I totally suck at, and seeing naked guys in the changing room.

[Yoink]

O-kay.
Well, that's creepy.

*abandons thread*

[hops]

I have managed to creep out the one with the poop-absorbing avatar.

* Objective claims the Disturbing Throne

[Yoink]

Might wanna wipe it off fir-- aw, too late.

*abandons thread, again*

[hops]

Ew ew ew

*abandons thread as well*

[Arx]

FTL:FTL flips between being fun and rage-inducing.

[Knit tie]

Objective,
I think you might,
just might
want to tone down the sexual innuendos and blatant insinuations in your posts.

[hops]

Objective,
I think you might,
just might
want to tone down the sexual innuendos and blatant insinuations in your posts.

Maybe I should, but I can't be fucked

[LordSlowpoke]

HUZZAH

* LordSlowpoke fwoomps in via ceiling

* LordSlowpoke dumps disturbing throne into vat of bleach

* LordSlowpoke grabs vat of bleach

* LordSlowpoke jumps out of window

[hops]

LordSlowpoke is part-time Nanotrasen Janitorninja now?

[GiglameshDespair]

Or because British people can't handle nuisances and think they know better than nature.

Well put.
The idea of exterminating creatures to make humankind more comfortable is moronic. Just look at Australia and the "shark cull" we're having.
It's fucking retarded. Even moreso than killing off wolves, although that is also incredibly stupid.

Solution: 1) Re-introduce all the naturally-occurring predators that have been wiped out by idiots over the years. 2) Remove humans from Earth. 3) Profit.

... why can't people get the idea that 'desolating plague of deer' is not a positive thing to have? It's not us that care. It's the forests that they're stripping bare, the new growths they're eating so no new forest can grow. No one is suggesting to 'exterminate' the deer, not matter how many times you people say we are.

Sharks are endangered. That cull is very silly, yes. The two, unfortunately, do not compare.

The UK is not a suitable environment for wolves! It's too small. Wolves will be forced to come into contact with people, and then people will get killed. Then people will kill the wolves. Nevermind the damage to farmer's livestock. There's a reason kings often demanded - in law! - that people hunted wolves, or paid tribute in wolfskins. Because they were a big damn problem.

As for the remove humanity thing. Do you tell your parents they shouldn't have had you? Increasing numbers, after all. I certainly suppose you won't have children. In fact, if you want to remove humanity, you could easily lower the numbers by one, after all. I question the mental disconnect between 'culling animals is wrong' and 'genociding humans is A-ok'.