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[Descan]

The need to not have tiny men stare at your hairless toes?

[TD1]

Something I wrote today which borders on sad/angry, so I'll just post it here.

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In flame and fire are forged our woes,
Through death and hate and lust,
In heat and light are we destroyed,
From stainless steel to rust.

A car can go as fast as light
Outrunning all our woe
And still be caught by that foul thing,
Oh, most tenacious foe!

Autonomous we all appear,
With gears…axles…and grease.
Our lives on tracks are run around
In loops that never cease.

A cloud of darkness ‘round us hangs,
Humanity, the best!
We roll in filth, we bask in death
Our sins go unconfessed.

It gathers to a single point,
This smell, this oil, this slime
That we excrete, that we all eat;
Impervious to time.

And over-head it bears its might
In twisting, snapping gale.
We hold our heads above the tide
Forgetting those who fail.

So does our race debase itself,
And curséd is our plight,
For though I stand to face a world,
It’s but one single fight.

Ay, the clouds in darkness shroud the skies
About the place I stand-
For rights! For me! Humanity!
But ah, the darkness eats the land…

But…Harken, there the birds do sing
A light o’er yonder breaks…
The world alight is spreading now
As life…and sun…awakes.

[itisnotlogical]

What is an endless running game? A miserable pile of spawners and prefabs!

In non-meme terms, I am disgusted with how disorganized my first Unity game (the first one I'm actually trying to complete, anyway) is. It originally starred a dinosaur instead of the robot that is now the player character, and I'm still finding folders and animations related to the dinosaur character.

[Rose]

It's certainly not paradise. I'd [...] start playing extreme midget toss within a week.

Looks like paradise to me.

Related, I swear my nurse can't be more than 4'6"

[MaximumZero]

It's certainly not paradise. I'd [...] start playing extreme midget toss within a week.

Looks like paradise to me.

Related, I swear my nurse can't be more than 4'6"

Just remember that some of the midgets toss back, guys.

[Gunner-Chan]

Look okay, maybe. Just maybe. Being surrounded by little merry making buffoons that likely can't defend themselves very well might be paradise from a very twisted and angry point of view.

But I'm sure wearing hobbit guts as a scarf while giggling in bloodlust would get old after a while. Maybe 2-3 generations of hobbits a while but still a while!

[Frumple]

You could spend the next 2-3 generations becoming the best hobbit chef in the world. Who knows how many different wonderful meals you could make out of prime hobbit flesh?

[Gunner-Chan]

You could spend the next 2-3 generations becoming the best hobbit chef in the world. Who knows how many different wonderful meals you could make out of prime hobbit flesh?

HOB-ITS-ES

Boil em, mash em. Stick em in a stew?

[Frumple]

What's hobbitses aye! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em inna' stew!

Throw the delicious hobbitses kids in th'pot, too.

[BlackFlyme]

This project just introduced a new concept that has not been mentioned in class. It also does not give much in the way of instructions.

[mastahcheese]

You could spend the next 2-3 generations becoming the best hobbit chef in the world. Who knows how many different wonderful meals you could make out of prime hobbit flesh?

HOB-ITS-ES

Boil em, mash em. Stick em in a stew?

What's hobbitses aye! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em inna' stew!

Throw the delicious hobbitses kids in th'pot, too.

...Golly, now I'm hungry.
And I just ate, too.

[Mech#4]

Hobbits seem like the type of people who'd have really big, open feasts, like those ones in Asterix with lots of beer, meat and bread, though hobbits would probably have more vegetables to go along with it. Sounds fun.

[kaenneth]

I'm 6 foot 3, I always feel weird when I meet someone taller than me.

[Yoink]

Forgot my headphones, so now I have to spend this long train journey listening to the noisy turds in the carriage instead of music. I already removed my hearing aids.
Too tired to really focus on A Clash of Kings for very long, either.

Edit: Ugh, there's some stupid old bag in front of me watching a movie without headphones.

[Akura]

Almost got run over by some asshole who blew right through a red light without so much as slowing down. The light had already changed long enough that it wasn't that there wasn't time to stop, either. Goddamnit, why are people so goddamned stupid? Normally, all I have to deal with at that intersection are the assholes who try to floor it the moment they think the light turns green, never noticing me press the crossing signal button that gives me about 2 seconds to cross 4 1/2 lanes(it's a five-way intersection by a 3-school complex). At least those idiots stop when they realize their error.

The only good thing is that that particular intersection has surveillance cameras.