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[LeoLeonardoIII]

It's like if you have five men who want their sons to get into the college, but there's only one opening. So if Mr. Google can figure out how to send Mr. Mozilla's son into the swamp to die, Chrome has a better chance of getting in because Firefox is out of the picture.

[Aklyon]

It's like if you have five men who want their sons to get into the college, but there's only one opening. So if Mr. Google can figure out how to send Mr. Mozilla's son into the swamp to die, Chrome has a better chance of getting in because Firefox is out of the picture.

But they'd still have to knock over Mr. Microsoft's old son and Mr. Apple's easily-forgotten son too.

[nenjin]

If wikipedia and Mozilla are to be trusted, FF does represent a not insignificant share of users.

According to Mozilla, Firefox counts over 450 million users around the world.[23] The browser has had particular success in Indonesia, Germany, Poland, and Iran, where it is the most popular browser with 57%,[24] 45%,[25] 44%,[26] and 43%[24] of the market share, respectively.

All those dataz yet to be mined and sold. Google must be so sad.

[scrdest]

It's like if you have five men who want their sons to get into the college, but there's only one opening. So if Mr. Google can figure out how to send Mr. Mozilla's son into the swamp to die, Chrome has a better chance of getting in because Firefox is out of the picture.

But they'd still have to knock over Mr. Microsoft's old son and Mr. Apple's easily-forgotten son too.

They already dealt with Mr. Apple's son. He decided to travel around Africa for a couple of years, I think.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Still a little bit ahead. Also Mr. Microsoft's son is slow in the noggin but has old money, and Mr. Apple's son is barely functional on a good day. For one thing he seems to have trouble with his memory leaking.

[scrdest]

Still a little bit ahead. Also Mr. Microsoft's son is slow in the noggin but has old money, and Mr. Apple's son is barely functional on a good day. For one thing he seems to have trouble with his memory leaking.

Early onset dementia, eh?

[Aklyon]

Apple's son has dementia (maybe some form of alzheimer's?), Microsoft's son is prone to being exploited and falling ill, but has plenty of money and is liked by people who cannot be bothered finding other people to socialise with. Firefox's son is, in my experience, slow-ish and has a name far too complex, google's son always tells his parents what everyone's up to, and then AOL's son is lying on the street, slowly bleeding to death.

If AOL's son isn't dead yet, then how alive is Netscape's son?

[nenjin]

Apple's son has dementia (maybe some form of alzheimer's?), Microsoft's son is prone to being exploited and falling ill, but has plenty of money and is liked by people who cannot be bothered finding other people to socialise with. Firefox's son is, in my experience, slow-ish and has a name far too complex, google's son always tells his parents what everyone's up to, and then AOL's son is lying on the street, slowly bleeding to death.

If AOL's son isn't dead yet, then how alive is Netscape's son?

Netscape's son is right up there with Jimmy Hoffa.

[MaximumZero]

The best son with the best name, however, only socializes with high-end nerds, because contacting him is a pain in the ass and no one has the time. Poor Konqueror.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Architectural drawings.

Con: My mind has turned into a maelstrom of unfocused rage that I am unable to expend upon anything because I'm doing drawings. I most likely will be unable to sleep tonight.

Pro: My refusal to shred all of my paper and punch a stone wall until something breaks assures me that I have unbreakable self-control, as nothing could possibly be more annoying than this.

[Frumple]

Damnit, MSH. You've gone and done it. "Nothing could possibly be more annoying than this," you say.

"Challenge accepted," Murphy says in response.

Now it's just a matter of when.

[mastahcheese]

These breakdowns are getting worse every time. Now they've started to get my movement disorder acting up, so I sat there in my car for maybe 15-20 minutes incapable of doing anything other than literally writhing uncontrollably in rage and anger. The worst part is I don't even know what prompted it, I've been actually having a relatively good day so far, and I'm still periodically lapsing back into these rage fits even as I'm typing this. I don't know what to do, I literally can't control my movements when it happens, and I can't identify what's causing them.

[Frumple]

"What do" in that situation would pretty clearly be "see doctor". Probably someone dealing with neurology. If getting pissed off leaves you physically incapable of movement and it's happening at random, there's probably something wrong.

[GiglameshDespair]

These breakdowns are getting worse every time. Now they've started to get my movement disorder acting up, so I sat there in my car for maybe 15-20 minutes incapable of doing anything other than literally writhing uncontrollably in rage and anger. The worst part is I don't even know what prompted it, I've been actually having a relatively good day so far, and I'm still periodically lapsing back into these rage fits even as I'm typing this. I don't know what to do, I literally can't control my movements when it happens, and I can't identify what's causing them.

That.. er... that really doesn't sound healthy. Doctor time?

[mastahcheese]

Thankfully, I do have an appointment set up, unfortunately, it's not until mid-February.