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[MaximumZero]

"Charge this guy, not us. He ducked, and made us shoot innocent people! If he hadn't ducked, we wouldn't have missed."

[Tellemurius]

And yet, the explanation they're going with is that, by running into traffic and then putting his hand in his pocket, he created a situation where the police were obligated to shoot at him, and so he bears responsibility all the consequences of their decision to do so. Interestingly, every comma after the word "by" in that sentence marks a point at which nothing makes sense.

I know they used that excuse back during they were still allowed to freely blowout tires in high speed chases but this is beyond retarded, they were at tazzing distance but decide to go all gun ho, those idiots missed so bad i mean its not like the guy was running off.

[Aklyon]

Unarmed man is charged with wounding bystanders shot by police near Times Square.
 
edit: Now I think about it, didn't we have a thread for stuff like this? Progressive rage?

Just love America. The police are known to be shitlords, and yet, they can get away with nearly anything with near impunity.

Quick! Someone call Grimith!

He'll fix it

Grim-Grams will fix all problems!

Or he'll bacon the ones in question form.

[Dutchling]

The train I'm in is not moving.

[miauw62]

The train I'm in is not moving.

WELCOME TO BELGIUM, WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY YOUR STAY.

[Iceblaster]

Unarmed man is charged with wounding bystanders shot by police near Times Square.
 
edit: Now I think about it, didn't we have a thread for stuff like this? Progressive rage?

Just love America. The police are known to be shitlords, and yet, they can get away with nearly anything with near impunity.

Quick! Someone call Grimith!

He'll fix it

Grim-Grams will fix all problems!

Or he'll bacon the ones in question form.

...Making me wish I was able to enter into the birthday of bacon thing...

Rage? Or just not knowing rage? The world will never know.

[Dutchling]

Oh hey it's moving. There's also a four-seat place free now where I could sit and read Foundation but I can't because there's people sitting in front of me.

[Descan]

Put it in a porn magazine to disguise your filthy reading material.

[SealyStar]

Put it in a porn magazine to disguise your filthy reading material.

Damned Asimov, corrupting our children's minds with his depraved new stories!

[Sirus]

Put it in a porn magazine to disguise your filthy reading material.

And put that in something like Twilight, so people know you're hiding something but assume its simply porn. Reading porn openly will only arouse suspicion

[LordSlowpoke]

...or you could just cover the covers of your book with felt or some other material.

If questioned, say that it's an old one and the original one fell off so you just replaced it with what you had on hand.

[Foamybeard]

*is at a loss why anyone would be embarrassed by reading Asimov*

[MaximumZero]

*is at a loss why anyone would be embarrassed by reading Asimov*

It's probably more to prevent "Ooh, what'cha readin'?" "Asimov." "What are you, some kind of nerd?"

[Avis-Mergulus]

*is at a loss why anyone would be embarrassed by reading Asimov*

It's probably more to prevent "Ooh, what'cha readin'?" "Asimov." "What are you, some kind of nerd?"

Does that even happen outside of TV-land?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

*is at a loss why anyone would be embarrassed by reading Asimov*

It's probably more to prevent "Ooh, what'cha readin'?" "Asimov." "What are you, some kind of nerd?"

Does that even happen outside of TV-land?

Maybe, though not to someone with as much musculature as MZ.